Why I think Pico and Boyfriend broke up

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Boyfriend: Boo bop! (Translation: Come on!)

Pico: No!

Boyfriend: Pico!

Pico: No!

Boyfriend: Boo bop! Pico! Beep?! (Translation: Come on! Pico! Please?!)

Pico: (getting louder) No! No! No! NO! NO! A THOUSAND *censored* TIMES NO!!!! I'm sick and tired of this *censored*, Keith! (While pointing at him) Get somebody else to *censored*ing do it!

Boyfriend: Bop scibidi- (Translation: But we could-)

Pico: NO! (Kicks Paper Mario Sticker Star) *censored* this game! (Punches Boyfriend, who's dancing) *censored* the big gay dance! (shoots Boyfriend's joke book) *censored* your jokes! (Points at Paper Mario Sticker Star) *censored* Sticker Star! (Calmly) And most importantly, (stomps on the Sticker Star box) *censored* YOU!!!!!! (Screams and runs off through a closed window)

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