Friends, Physics and Fallon

Chapter 1

Ok, so one day, Jackie, Foamy, Rachel, Alyssa, and Maggie were like, at Foamy's house and Mr. Broberg was there. OMG! He was hiding in the trees. Jackie saw him walking in the forest late at night and she screamed "OH MY GOD!" While dramatically placing her hand over her heart. Maggie, Alyssa, Rachel and Foamy thought it was Broberg, so they all screamed too. Turns out, there was nobody in the woods, they were just delusional from cake and laughing too much. And then they went star tipping and fell down a bunch of times and Foamy puked. They looked super drunk and high, but it was hilarious! Then they went inside and laid on the stairs for a while. The doorbell rang and...IT WAS BROBERG. He kidnapped everyone except for Jackie and Foamy. After a while, Jackie pointed at a picture of Foamy's brother, Jack and said, "he's hot!" Of course, because of all the previous events, she had no idea what she was talking about. That dude is GROSS. Ew. Then Broberg came back and tried to kidnap Foamy and Jackie, but then Jimmy Fallon, Foamy's husband, saw Broberg and beat him up. Jimmy, Jackie and Foamy all cheered and clapped and jumped up and down and laughed until they cried. Then Jimmy and Foamy made out for a while and Jackie felt lonely so then she called Charlie and he showed up to make out with Jackie for a while. Foamy and Jimmy finally came up for air after a while, only to find Charlie and Jackie making out. "How did he get here?" wondered Foamy. "Oh, well." she said as she again started making out with Jimmy. Charlie and Jackie came up for air after a while, only to find Jimmy and Foamy still making out. They then started making out again until they were blue in the face. Then all four of them passed out from lack of oxygen. The next morning, Foamy and Jackie woke up. Charlie and Jimmy were still passed out. Foamy and Jackie decided to make some candy for breakfast. They took some candy out of the jar and started to eat it. Jimmy must have smelled the candy, because he came into the kitchen. He has a sixth sense for food. Jimmy started eating the candy too and then they all heard a loud bang. IT WAS BROBERG! He was carrying Charlie! Foamy, Jackie and Jimmy all ran to try and rescue Charlie, but it was too late. He had been taken. Jackie and Foamy started crying. Jimmy, however, wasn't giving up. He shoved the girls into his truck and sped away. They had been following Broberg for about an hour when they pulled up to a sketchy looking physics place. Broberg got out, carrying Charlie with him. He entered and closed the door. Jimmy got out and told the gals to be quiet. He let them out and they tiptoed to the front door. They quietly kicked down the door to see Broberg playing with toy rockets. They ninja rolled past him and entered another room, where Maggie, Alyssa, Rachel, and Charlie were all being held captive. They had been brainwashed into loving physics! They were now working for Broberg. OH NO. They were all doing some dumb looking experiment. Foamy and Jackie squealed in fear. Jimmy shushed them, but it was too late. They were charging straight at Jackie! They were chanting some weird song about how great physics is, Broberg probably wrote it. Right as they were about to slam into Jackie, Broberg came into the room and yelled at his minions to get back to work on the experiment. He was holding a piece of kindergarten paper. He somehow did not notice Jimmy, Jackie or Foamy, even though they were standing right in the middle of the room, sobbing in terror. Broberg chained everyone back up and left. Then, the three sane people decided to devise a plan to get their friends out of the sketchy physics place. First, they needed to help the four friends become sane again. They looked around the room. They saw syringes. Jackie picked one up. It said "sane potion." Jackie thought that would probably work so she injected it into Charlie. He screamed. Jackie realized that she had made a terrible mistake. On the bottom of the syringe, it said, "Just kidding. Chemistry lovers' potion!:)" Jackie dropped the syringe and it shattered. She stared at Charlie as he made an ugly transformation. He grew like ten feet, his eyes turned red, and his skin was a sickly green color. He started to destroy the experiment, which made the physics lovers very angry. the four of them broke out into a fight over the experiment. Afraid that someone would get hurt, Foamy decided to try and break up the fight. This was a bad idea because Charlie punched her in the face. Ow. But then she shoved him into some broken glass and his ear started bleeding. Jackie laughed because it looked like his ear was pierced. Jimmy, Jackie and Foamy all started cracking up because it looked hilarious. Charlie must have felt offended, because he looked really angry and he lunged at the three laughing friends. Then Jimmy told everyone to stop laughing. He felt bad and realized that he shouldn't be laughing because he had gotten his ear pierced by Harrison Ford on The Tonight Show one time. Oops. Then the three sane friends continued searching for sane potion. Foamy found one syringe that had a secret coded message on it. She brought it to Jackie and Jimmy and they said that the only way they could find out what it said was to go to the secret code breaker that Broberg had in his classroom. "But his classroom is so far away! I can't walk all the way there!" whined Foamy. Jimmy then volunteered to drive over to Broberg's classroom and find the code breaker. Jimmy left, leaving Jackie and Foamy alone with the insane people. They first decided that they would build a strong fence around the physics and chemistry lovers so that they couldn't hurt them. Then they would find some food and have a little party in safety while they waited for Jimmy. They built their fence around the insane people, who didn't even notice because they were so busy doing experiments. The fence was so strong, it was built out of electricity and strong metals and stuff. Now that they were safe, Jackie and Foamy started rummaging around for food. They noticed that Broberg wasn't in the other room, so they went in there and found tons and tons of zebra cakes, candy, ice cream, pizza, Mac and cheese, vegemite, carrots, gum, goldfish, granola bars, cheeseballs, burritos, chicken tenders, mashed potatoes, cheeseburgers, salads, quesadillas, brownies, cookies, pie, apples, frog legs, squid, steak, fish, crabs, and zucchini. They took all the food and went into a third room that they discovered on their way back to the second room. It had tv's, beds, blankies, pools, hot tubs, trampolines, basketball courts, movie theaters, waterparks, and cool couches. They went to chill in that room instead cause it looked fun. They did all the fun stuff until they got tired. They had been doing fun stuff for like 4 hours so they were very tired. They were about to go to bed when they realized Jimmy hadn't come back yet. "What's taking Jimmy so long?" Jackie asked, yawning. "I don't know," Foamy replied, yawning and looking out the window. "His truck isn't here," said Foamy through a yawn. Jackie, yawning, said, "Maybe he got hungry so he went out to eat after he found the code breaker." "Yeah, i bet that's why he isn't back yet. Jimmy loves food," Foamy said, yawning. Jackie and Foamy got settled into bed, yawning violently. They fell asleep.