Friends, Physics and Fallon

Chapter 49

*2 hours later*Charlie had another drooling spell during the movie.  They were eating pizza and watching 50 Shades of Grey.  "Charlie!  Stop drooling, I want to focus on the movie!"  Jackie yelled.  Foamy paused the movie so that Jackie could take Charlie to the bathroom and get him cleaned up.  They changed clothes and Jackie put a newspaper shirt on Charlie again.  Then she put him back in his wheelchair and wheeled him out to the living room.  "There, all better.  You can start the movie again, Foamy."  Foamy pressed play.  It was paused right at the good part.  Everyone focused on the screen and ate their pizza.  By the time the movie was over, Charlie had fallen asleep, so he was drooling everywhere!  Jackie barfed because she was so tired of cleaning up the drool.  Barack volunteered to clean up Charlie's drool while Foamy, Alyssa, Rachel, and Maggie took care of barfing Jackie.  They took her to the toilet and patted her back so all the puke came out.  They helped her change and carried her to bed.  Then Foamy had to go carry Jimmy to their bed.  Then, Barack finished cleaning up the drool.  He started drooling too!  He ran to the bathroom and got most of it in the toilet.  He changed into his footie pajamas with ducks on them, then put his bathrobe on over them.  Michelle lifted him up and carried him into the guest room and read him the Constitution, his favorite bedtime story.  This time, he made it halfway through the preamble before falling asleep.  That was his new record!  Michelle giggled and kicked her legs.  She put the Constitution away and hopped into bed next to Barack.  Everyone slept peacefully that night.  They woke up the next morning covered in drool.  Charlie had flooded the house with his drool!  "Ughhh..."  Jackie groaned.  She got up and cleaned the whole house before Alyssa started making more zucchini crap for breakfast.  Michelle and Foamy carried their husbands downstairs and sat down at the kitchen table.  Everyone was so excited for zucchini crap that they all had tears in their eyes.  Suddenly, a muffled scream sounded from the top floor.  Charlie!  Jackie bolted up the stairs.  "You forgot me!" Charlie whailed.  "I'm so sorry, CC!  I forgot to help you!"  Jackie got emotional.  She lifted Drooly Pants into his wheelchair and wheeled him down the stairs, which was very dangerous, but they did it anyway.  Without protection.  Yeah, you heard me!  THEY DIDN'T WEAR HELMETS.  Everyone giggled when Charlie fell out of his wheelchair and laid there.  Laughter.  Charlie cried as Jackie put him back in his wheelchair.  It was like taking care of a puppy.  Except worse.  More like a newborn on steroids.  "Zucchini crap?!"  Charlie asked very excitedly.  "Yes!"  Alyssa said.  She scooped some onto Charlie's plate, but he had some difficulty eating it.  He kept missing his mouth with the spoon.  So, he was covered in zucchini crap.  Out of frustration, he started drooling again.  Jackie did a face-palm and fell on the floor.  "I am done with the drool!"  she yelled.  "I'll clean him up!"  Maggie offered.  Jackie gratefully accepted the offer and Maggie carried Charlie into the bathroom, putting the newspaper shirt on him.  "There you go, Giggly Poo.  All better!"  Maggie said to Charlie, who was giggling and clapping his hands.  Maggie and Charlie came back out and everyone finished their zucchini crap.  After that, it was a pretty good day.