Friends, Physics and Fallon

Chapter 17

The seven friends tried throwing zucchini at the robot, but it was of no use. The robot was unfazed. Suddenly, there was a bright flash. "DUCK AND COVER!" everyone shouted. But it wasn't a bomb! It was Captain America! He was here to help! Captain America quickly destroyed the robot with ease. Everyone cheered and threw zucchini in the air. Jackie looked up at Captain America. She was mesmerized. "Wow, Captain Murica, you have a great butt!" Captain America laughed, but Charlie was not amused. He turned around and looked at Jackie.  "What did you just say?" Not giving Jackie a chance to reply, Charlie grew more angry, and his eyes turned red, he grew like 30 feet, and his skin turned orange. Everyone looked up and gasped at the horrible sight. Jackie broke down crying. "I DIDNT MEAN IT, CHARLIE! YOU HAVE A GREAT BUTT! BETTER THAN CAPTAIN MURICA'S! I PROMISE I LOVE YOU MORE!" Charlie was not about to forgive Jackie. "WE'RE OVER!" Charlie yelled at Jackie. Jackie cried even more and fell to the floor, sobbing. Foamy came over and patted Jackie on the back. "Its okay, Jackie it happens with me and Jimmy all the time! It will be okay!" Jackie cried even more until her eyes shriveled up because she didn't have any more tears left. Foamy carried Jackie back into the fun room and laid her in the hot tub. Foamy then went back into the entryway with everyone else.  The five others were talking around a bonfire with beers in red solo cups. Uh oh, these people + alcohol= NOT GOOD.  Things were going to get wild. Oh well, let's worry about it later. I'm going to join in the fun! Foamy thought as she jumped down the stairs and went to join the bonfire. She took a seat next to Jimmy.  It all began when everyone got out guitars and started dancing around the fire jamming out to country music. They were so drunk that they didn't realize that what they were doing was highly illegal according to the Anti-Country Music laws put in effect by the United...States.  A cop suddenly burst through the door and made everyone pay fines of $250,000 because they were listening to country music.  Everyone paid because they gots lotsa monies, except for Jimmy.  He didn't pay, he hid in a corner instead because he was already wanted by the government.  But yeah everyone else gladly handed over the money and the cop left, dropping all the money on his way out because he was a klutz.  He didn't even notice, so everyone went and grabbed their money off the floor.  So really, no one ended up actually paying any money because they got it all back in the end.  So that was just a big waste of everyone's time, but no one cared because they were having a great time.  They had switched their music to normal music, which is anything but country.  Great music was playing.  Foamy got up from her seat and started doing the worm.  Then she did the Jimmy Shimmy.  Jackie started doing sky thrusts.  Maggie and Alyssa were slow dancing, and Rachel was doing the fishblit dance.  Charlie had come back at some point, but no one noticed because they were having too great of a time to care about him.  Jackie then noticed Charlie whilst she was mid-sky thrust.  Her mouth dropped open and she turned pale.  Charlie had become normal again somehow while he was gone, so he wasn't so big and intimidating anymore, but Jackie was still terrified of having to face him.  Charlie walked over to Jackie and everyone stopped and turned towards him.  The music stopped playing, everyone stopped dancing, and no one said a word.  Jackie stood up and stepped forward.  Jackie and Charlie were inches away from each other.  Then, Jackie did something so bold and unexpected that no one could believe their eyes!  She reached up and she pulled Charlie's hair!  Well that sent Charlie over the top.  He lunged at Jackie and started scratching her in the eye. Jackie screamed and kicked Charlie in the tummy.  He howled and rolled off of Jackie. Jackie stood up and stomped on Charlie's chest as hard as she could.  By then, everyone else had joined in too.  Rachel scratched Charlie in the eye.  Alyssa took some scissORs and gave Charlie an awful haircut.  Maggie stuffed kindergarten paper down Charlie's throat.  Foamy broke all of Charlie's toes.  Jimmy pulled out all of Charlie's teeth.  Darth Vader, who suddenly appeared, severed Charlie's pinky finger with his pink lightsaber.  Everyone laughed and stood in a circle around Charlie.  Then, they started dancing around him, singing "Shake it Off" in a Satanic manner.  Charlie was wriggling around on the ground in pain. They were dancing around Charlie for about 5 hours or so, and then everyone passed out from all the alcohol. Charlie slowly got up off the ground, stepping over the bodies. He tried to walk over to the random payphone in the corner of the room, but he couldn't walk since his toes were all broken. So instead, he took his cell phone out of his pocket and dialed Broberg. "Drop it."