Friends, Physics and Fallon

Chapter 24

Maggie, Alyssa, Rachel, Foamy and Jackie continued on their journey to find the UFO.  The purple tint in the sky was becoming more prominent.  They were making great progress!  The five friends continued on for about 5 hours until they finally arrived at the landing spot of the UFO.  The UFO was parked outside the...White House?  What was it doing there?  Then Foamy came to a realization.  "Oh my gosh, someone must have handed Jimmy over to the government!"  Foamy ran for the White House, only to be stopped by the secret service.  They threw Foamy away and her four friends caught her.  "How are we going to get in there and save my husband?"  Foamy asked, crying.  The five friends decided that they should find somewhere to stay and then they would come up with a plan the next day.  They walked away from the White House, only to be shot at by the snipers on the roof.  The bullets were raining around them, and they ran.  The friends had reached safety after running for a yittle while.  Jackie began to feel dizzy.  She looked down, and that's when she saw the blood.  A bullet must have grazed her!  Jackie fell to her knees, then onto her stomach.  This happened slowly and dramatically, like they do in movies and shows and stuff.  None of the friends knew what to do, so Maggie pulled out some kindergarten paper and applied it to Jackie's wound.  Alyssa looked up what to do on Google.  "It says we should apply zucchini to the wound!"  Alyssa said.  Rachel said, "Accio zucchini!"  and a ton of zucchini appeared.  She started applying zucchini to Jackie's wound.  It worked!  The bleeding stopped!  Everyone cheered and they all carried Jackie to a hotel, where, for the third time, they got free rooms!  Yay!  Everyone got settled in their rooms and then they all gathered in the hot tub, except for Jackie, because she had just gotten shot.  So Rachel, Maggie, Foamy and Alyssa went to the hot tub to start devising a plan to rescue Jimmy.  After about an hour or so, no one had come up with anything, and they were starting to get really hot, 'cause you know, hot tubs can sometimes be kind of hot.  They got out and started drying off.  Then, on their way back to their hotel rooms, they saw a sauna!  Yay, saunas are fun!  They decided to go in.  The darkness of it reminded them of the bomb shelter.  They all turned towards each other like they had found the answer to every question in the universe.  "Let's nuke the White House!"  The four of them said in unison.  This sounded like a great idea until Maggie pointed out that they would be killing Jimmy too.  And not only Jimmy, but also the president of the United States of America and his family and his dog, so if anyone found out, they would all be dead.  Also they'd be killing Joe Biden too, but no one cares about him.  Maybe they would even be doing their country a favor, but they couldn't take the risk.  It was just too big.  Well, so much for that plan!  The four friends then sat in silence, thoughtfully eating zucchini in the sauna.  No one thought of anything else, and after a while they realized that is was 5 o'clock in the morning.  T-Pain, Wiz Khalifa, and Lily Allen appeared and started performing 5 O'clock, and the four friends threw zucchini at them and screamed because they were scared.  A hotel worker person came into the sauna, saw the performers and said, "Oh, ok.  It's just them."  With that, she left.  "Wait, hotel person, what do you mean 'it's just them'?"  Foamy asked, chasing her down.  "It's Kimmy.  And they come every morning at 5 o'clock.  It's normal.  Stop being so freaked out about everything."  Kimmy said in a monotone voice.  "Why, what a welcoming person.  She's so warm and fuzzy."  Foamy thought to herself, rolling her eyes.  When Kimmy turned her back, Foamy flicked her off with some zucchini and walked toward the elevator, where Alyssa, Maggie and Rachel were waiting.  "What a weird place..."  The friends said in unison as the elevator doors closed.