Friends, Physics and Fallon

Chapter 45

"So I brainwashed three of those girls into loving physics and being my minions.  I also brainwashed the boy who used to work for me, he is in the hospital right now, because...I...shot him.  Three times."  Barack and DeQuan LaShawn gasped.  "You are insane.  Continue."  Barack said.  Broberg continued, "So that Jimmy dude and his wife and their friend rescued their friends, but I wouldn't let them escape because they hadn't completed my experiment, so I had to get rid of them."  "And what was this experiment exactly?"  Barack questioned.  "To...create a new weapon that could wipe out the entire world."  "What?  Why on earth would you want to do that?"  "The...the superiors made me..."  "Who are these 'superiors?'"  "They are from a different galaxy.  They have been spying on us for centuries, they want to destroy us.  I applied to work for them and to help them create this weapon.  They hired me and I knew I couldn't do it on my own.  I needed help, but I knew no one would be willing to create something that would wipe out human life as we know it.  So, I had to brainwash some of my students so that they could help me do it.  So I put them to work, but I knew that I had to keep this operation a secret, otherwise, if people found out, I would be dead.  So I figured that my minions weren't going to get the job done because they had been cured.  To keep them from telling people about my secret operation, I talked Vladimir Putin into sending me some nuclear weapons and atomic bombs, because I knew the U.S. government would never give me any.  Putin is in on the mission to end the world too, so he was willing to send me weapons if I didn't tell anyone that he was involved.  Oops.  Secret's out now.  Anyway, I dropped an atomic bomb on my sketchy physics place to wipe out my minions so that they couldn't say a word.  I got Jimmy Fallon out before I bombed the place though, because I wanted to turn him in since he was wanted.  I bribed a mailman to brainwash the country into thinking he was me.  I wanted him to suffer.  I brought him here, then his friends must've found out, since they're here now, but how did they survive the atomic bomb?"  The four friends looked at each other.  Foamy came jogging down the hall and she joined her friends.  "What'd I miss?"  she whispered.  "Broberg is confessing..."  Alyssa said, rubbing her hands together with an evil smile on her face.  Foamy grinned as Broberg continued talking about his secret mission to end the world.  After he finished, Barack's jaw dropped to the floor again.  DeQuan LaShawn fainted.  "Girls, is everything John just said 100 percent true?"  The girls all nodded.  Broberg broke down crying.  "I'm so sorry!  I never meant to hurt anyone, I just-I need help!  I don't want to destroy the world anymore, I'm so sorry, please help me!"  Barack just stared at Broberg.  He glanced over at DeQuan LaShawn, who was still lying on the ground.  Barack pulled out his walkie-talkie thing.  "Bring in a secret service agent, please take John Broberg down to the dungeon."  A secret service agent appeared.  He put Broberg in handcuffs and dragged him down the 20 flights of stairs.  Barack stared at the ground.  Finally, after about an hour, he spoke up.  "Girls, I am so sorry that crazy man put you through all of that.  And please tell Jimmy that we are so sorry for falsely accusing him.  I am so ashamed of myself, come here, girls."  Barack broke down crying as he pulled the five friends in for a group hug.  "Shhh, it's okay, Mr. President, you didn't know, it's okay..."  Jackie said as she stroked Barack's head.  Barack cried onto the girls' shoulders.  "Actually,"  Barack said, pulling away, "can you guys take me to Jimmy?  I'd like to apologize to him in person."  "Okay."  Foamy said as she grabbed Barack's hand and dragged him to the hospital, her four friends in tow.  They arrived in the hospital waiting room, and were greeted by... Charlie?  "Charlie!"  Jackie squealed, running over to her boyfriend.  The two lovebirds hugged for like 20 minutes when Jackie finally pulled away.  "Charlie, guess what?  I have great news!  Broberg confessed!  Everyone knows what he did now!"  "OMG, really?"  "Yes!"  "That's awesome!  So, we can go home now?"  "Yes!"  "Okay, but there's one thing I'd like to do before we leave."  "What's that?"  Charlie started wheeling himself out the door, with Jackie following behind.  "I'd like to pay my old employer a visit.  Where is he?"  "He's in the dungeon."  Charlie started wheeling super fast towards the stairs leading to the dungeon.  "Um, Charlie, you should probably take the elevator!"  "Oh yeah, you're right!"  Jackie giggled as she got in the elevator with Charlie.  "I'm so ready to give that idiot a piece of my mind!"  Charlie said, preparing to face Broberg.