Friends, Physics and Fallon

Chapter 29

Jimmy lifted his adorable head and sat up.  "Oh my gosh, Foamy!"  He said as he hugged his wife, tears welling up in his eyes.  "I can't believe I found you!"  Foamy said as she began bawling.  "I didn't think I would ever see you again!"  Jimmy said.  They stopped hugging and Foamy pulled out her phone to let the others know that she found Jimmy.  "How did you find me?"  Jimmy asked.  "Well, I just started running down some stairs until I reached the bottom.  Then, Bo guided me over to you!  Come here, Bo, you're such a good boy!"  Bo ran over to Foamy and she petted him and he licked her face.  Jimmy laughed and said, "He's a smart little guy, isn't he?"  "Yeah, why was he down here with you?"  "Tim, one of the secret service dudes brought him down here to keep me company."  "Oh, that's so sweet!  Did he give you a box of chocolates, too?"  Foamy asked in a sarcastic voice.  Jimmy laughed and said, "Yeah, Tim's a jerk, but I'm glad I had Bo."  "Yeah, that's good.  Hey, what are we still doing in here?  Let's get out of here!"  Foamy stood up and grabbed Jimmy by the hand to help him up.  He yelped in pain and dropped back down to the floor.  "Oh my gosh, Jimmy, what's wrong?"  "Tim...shot...my...hand."  Jimmy said in between gasps.  "Oh my gosh, are you okay?  Where is this Tim anyway?  If he wants to hurt you, then he'll have to get through me!  Come on, Jimmy."  Foamy grabbed Jimmy's left hand this time and pulled him up.  They were about to climb the 20 flights of stairs with Bo leading the way, when Bo went bolting back down the stairs.  "What are you doing, Bo?"  Foamy asked, looking up the stairs to see a huge dude coming towards them.  Jimmy tried to keep calm as the dude came closer.  "Foamy, I would like you to meet a good friend of mine, Tim.  I met him during my fabulous stay at this wonderful five-star hotel."  Tim growled ferociously.  "You want a bullet in the other hand, too, Mr. Communist?"  "Timmy, honey, Russia is not a communist nation anymore!  And, like I've said many times before, I haven't conspired with Russia!  Ever.  I'm just a dorky dude who tells jokes on TV!"  Tim glared at Jimmy.  "Don't.  Call.  Me.  Timmy!"  Tim said through clenched teeth.  "Well, why not?  Then your name could be like mine!"  "Timmy and John?  Those are not similar at all."  "JIMMY.  JIMMY and Timmy.  My name is Jimmy, not John.  I'm Jimmy Fallon!"  Tim shook his head and made a fist, then gave Jimmy a nice shot to the jaw.  Jimmy staggered backwards and Foamy stepped in front of Tim.  "Stop hurting my husband and let us out of here!"  Tim laughed at Foamy, not moving from his position in front of the stairs.  Foamy heard a noise from behind her, and saw Jimmy rummaging around the junk that was literally everywhere.  There were boxes, old zucchini, a World War II tank, a life-sized model of the Titanic, dried-up sealskin, cow fur, rat tails, and a German flag signed by Adolf Hitler.  And a lot of other stuff, but I'm not going to list all of it because that would be like a whole chapter by itself.  Jimmy pulled out an old, fragile-looking book.  He opened it but then remembered that he could only read in Japanese.  Foamy saw Jimmy struggling to read it and took the book from him.  "Oh...my...gosh."  Foamy covered her mouth with her hand.  "It actually exists?!  Holy crap, Jimmy, look at this!  This is the Book of Secrets!"  Jimmy and Foamy flipped through the book, their eyes popping out of theirs heads.  Literally, because they were so shocked.  They put their eyes back in their heads and saw Tim lunging at them.  "Give that back right now, you are never supposed to see that!"  Foamy and Jimmy jumped away from Tim, guarding the book.  Tim fell down, and Jimmy laughed but Foamy pulled him up the stairs by his good hand.  Foamy and Jimmy reached the top of the steps and were greeted by Alyssa, Jackie, Rachel and Maggie.  "You found him!"  They said happily.  "Yeah, we gotta keep running, though!"  Foamy told them as she ran past them.  Confused, the four others chased after Foamy, who was still tugging Jimmy along with her.  The six of them ran until they all ran straight into something, or rather someone.  Looking up, the six amigos saw Tim standing in front of them, laughing.  "Not again..."  Jimmy said to himself.  The others gave him confused looks and Tim laughed even harder.  Foamy got up, still clutching the Book of Secrets tightly, and chucked zucchini in Tim's face.  Her softball skills helped because two pieces of zucchini landed straight into his eyes.  Rachel had softball skills too, so she took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights, oh wait, that's a Carrie Underwood song.  Rachel took her softball bat and swung it as hard as she could, and hit Tim right in his noggin.  Ha!  Then the six friends kept running, but Obama must have known they were loose in the building, because he had every exit guarded by secret service men.  In a panic, the friends ran into a bathroom and locked the door.