Friends, Physics and Fallon

Chapter 48

*The Airport, 10:30 am*"All passengers may board the 10:30 flight to New York, get your butt on the plane now or I will get very angry at you.  I didn't have my coffee this morning, so I am very crabby.  So, it is best you get on that plane right now or I will hurt you."  A monotone voice said over the loudspeakers.  Jimmy, Foamy, Charlie, Jackie, Barack, Michelle, Alyssa, Rachel, and Maggie all boarded the plane.  Foamy and Jimmy settled into their seats next to each other.  Foamy had the window seat, Jimmy was in the middle, and Rachel had the aisle.  Charlie, Jackie, and Alyssa sat in the row behind them, and across the aisle were the President and the First Lady, with Maggie sitting in between them.  What an honorable position!  Foamy was looking through a SkyMall magazine when she came across a hilarious picture.  It was a skinny, pasty dude in like a Speedo-type thing.  She remembered when she had seen that picture on the plane ride home from Washington, D.C.  Foamy slapped her thigh and started cracking up, tears welling up in her eyes.  She showed the picture to Jimmy, who clapped his hands together and laughed.  Jimmy showed the picture to Rachel, who cracked up also.  Then, she passed it across the aisle to Michelle, who giggled, then she passed it to Maggie, who immediately started crying, then she passed it to Barack, whose tears got the magazine very wet, but the picture was still absolutely hilarious.  Barack passed it behind him to Jackie, who grabbed it and started laughing super loudly and started hyperventilating like she does when something is just too silly.  Then, she passed it to Alyssa, who squawked with laughter.  She passed it to Charlie, who screamed at the top of his lungs and cried tears of laughter.  Charlie drooled everywhere, so Jackie had to take his shirt off.  Then it was all under control.  Jackie, however, was out of control.  She stroked Charlie's bare skin and they pushed their lips together.  Alyssa was desperately trying not to barf, so she got up and ran to the bathroom, but she accidentally tipped over Charlie's wheelchair, sending him flying.  The reason she did this is unknown, however, an inside source tells us that Charlie is not okay.  Jackie picked him up off the floor.  He was crying and drooling all over everyone on the plane.  "Shhhhh...it's okay, Drooly Poo!"  Charlie was crying even louder than the toddlers on the plane.  Everyone turned and glared at Charlie, but he's just a little teenager, how can you be mad at him, he can't help it!  "Come on CC, we are going to the bathroom to get you cleaned up!"  Charlie nodded and Jackie carried him like a newborn to the bathroom.  Everyone on the plane wiped the drool off themselves and it was gross.  There was still a trail of drool from the aisle to the bathroom because Drooly Pants drooled everywhere.  By this time, Jackie was soaked.  Drool was dripping off of her.  Charlie was also covered in drool, because he forgot his bib.  "EW!"  everyone on the plane screamed in a Sara voice.  Alyssa came back from the bathroom and went back to her seat, but it was wet from the drool.  So, she went and sat on Barack's lap.  Michelle gave a judgemental glance, then looked away.  Suddenly, Bill Clinton came on the plane and saw the drool.  So, he wanted to drool too!  He started drooling and everyone got covered in drool again.  Then, he walked out of the plane playing his saxophone.  Then, Jackie sneezed soda everywhere as she was walking out of the bathroom with Charlie in her hands.  She dropped Charlie on the floor when she sneezed the soda.  Charlie hurt his butt.  He was already paralyzed, so that didn't help.  Jackie felt bad so she picked Charlie up and carried him back to his wheelchair.  He started drooling again, so Jackie had to get it under control.  She made a shirt out of newspaper and put it on Charlie.  Then it was under control.  Just then, the plane started going really fast and it landed.  "Yeah we're in New York!"  everyone cheered.  They all got off the plane and headed to their house.  Foamy, Jimmy, Jackie, Charlie, Rachel, Maggie and Alyssa all lived together, and they invited Barack and Michelle to stay with them for a while.  "Home sweet home!"  The seven friends shouted as they dropped their bags by the door of their house, which they hadn't been to in forever.  It felt so good to be back!