Friends, Physics and Fallon

Chapter 38

Rachel, Foamy, Maggie and Alyssa awoke in their nice, big room.  Alyssa stretched, went into the kitchen and put on her apron.  "What do you guys want for breakfast?  I could make pancakes, waffles, zucchini crap..."  "ZUCCHINI CRAP!"  Rachel, Foamy and Maggie all yelled in unison.  "Okay, zucchini crap it is then."  Alyssa began making breakfast.  The three others were still laying on the floor when they heard a knock on the door.  "Whooooooo's there?"  All four of the friends asked in unison.  "It's Jackie!"  "Come in!"  Jackie walked into the room and smelled the zucchini crap.  "WE'RE HAVING ZUCCHINI CRAP AGAIN???"  Jackie asked excitedly.  In fact, she was so excited that she had tears in her eyes.  "Yeah!"  The four others cheered at the same time.  "YAY!"  Jackie screamed.  "Shhhh...we're wanted!"  Alyssa whispered.  "Right..."  Jackie replied.  "Brrrrrreakfast is rrrrrrready!"  Alyssa announced in a sing-songy voice.  Everyone got up and ran to the kitchen, gulping down their zucchini crap faster than you can say, "zucchini crap."  The five friends were so full after eating their breakfast that they all got very round tummies and they slouched down in their chairs.  "I can't believe we ate all that zucchini crap..."  Alyssa said.  "I made the size dish that serves up to 25 people!"  "UGHHHHHH...."  Everyone groaned.  "Too..much...food..."  They all said as they collapsed on the floor.  They fell asleep for a few hours.  They woke up to find that they were normal-sized again.  "Lissie, you are never making that much zucchini crap again!"  Rachel yelled.  "Or maybe we should control ourselves better while we're eating...we're like a bunch of wolves or something!"  Maggie contributed.  "Yeah, the way we ate, you would've thought that we hadn't eaten in months!"  Everyone started talking at the same time, suggesting ways to avoid ever being that full again.  "Maybe we could ration our food..."  "Or maybe we could eat more disgusting food so we don't eat as much..."  "I think we should go to food counselling!"  "Well I think it would help if we didn't eat for a few days!"  The argument continued on for like 3 hours.  It was still going strong when the five friends were interrupted by a loud THUD.