Friends, Physics and Fallon

Chapter 37

Charlie awoke the next morning feeling crappy.  "Why am I in the hospital?  And why do I feel like I just got hit by a bus?"  he wondered aloud.  "Ohhhhh yeahhhhh, Broberg shot me twice yesterday!  That makes sense!"  Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.  "Come in!"  Charlie sang.  Tso and the rest of snack line walked into Charlie's hospital room.  "HIIIII CHAAAARLIEEEEE!"  They all said in unison.  "Hi guys!"  Charlie said excitedly.  Adam said, "We heard that Broberg shot you!  OMG!"  "Yeah, he did.  I missed all of you guys, come give me a hug!"  Adam, Jack, Jake, Tso, and Tyler went to give Charlie a hug.  It was a really special moment.  "SNACK LINE ON THREE!"  Jake yelled.  "ONE, TWO, THREE, SNACK LINE!"  Everyone yelled in unison, throwing all kinds of snacks into the air.  Everyone then started singing happy birthday to Charlie, even though it wasn't his birthday.  It was actually the Fourth of July, and the White House was all decorated for 'Murica's birthday.  There were red, white and blue streamers hanging everywhere.  There was a big banner on the front of the White House that said, "'MURICA.  BACK TO BACK WORLD WAR CHAMPS.'"  There was also a saxophone hanging on one of the walls.  It was signed by Bill Clinton.  There were also tons of stickers saying "'Vote for Hillary'" on them.  How did those get there?  Bill must've stopped by again.  Sure enough, Bill Clinton had stopped by, because he walked into Charlie's hospital room.  He asked Charlie if he could play his saxophone.  Charlie said no, but he played anyway.  Snack line started dancing to the sick beat.  They all clapped and chucked confetti at Bill.  Bill bowed and walked out.  Charlie's face turned red for some reason.  Snack line got worried, so they called a doctor into the room, but it turns out that Charlie just wanted his face to match the red on the American flag.  Some war tanks and planes stopped by Charlie's room throughout the day for visits, and Charlie loved it.  He giggled and clapped his hands.  Adam giggled too.  Tso had brought some blocks and rubber duckies for Charlie to play with, since he thought Charlie might get bored.  Charlie really enjoyed his toys.  He drooled on a rubber ducky by accident, so a nurse had to put a bib on him so it wouldn't happen again.  "Charlie, when you get better, you should come to Califarlina with me!"  Jack said.  Charlie giggled and said, "Hehehehe do you mean California?"  "Yeah, that!"  Charlie giggled some more and lots of drool came out of his mouth.  Suddenly, someone came bursting through the door.  It was Jackie.  "Hey, pretty gurl..."  Charlie drunkenly slurred, looking at his girlfriend.  Jackie ignored him.  "DID I JUST HEAR SOMEONE SAY 'CALIFARLINA?'"  Jack stifled a laugh and looked down at his foots.  "Jack...was it you???"  "No..."  Jackie didn't believe him, so she grabbed him by his ears and dangled him out of a window.  "YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO MY HOME STATE, YOU IDIOT!"  Jackie yelled as she let go of Jack's ears, sending him plummeting down to the ground.  "That was hot..."  Charlie said as Jackie came back into the room.  "I know."  She replied, kissing Charlie's hand.  "Hahahaha, that tickles!  Stop it!"  Charlie screamed, kicking his legs.  Jackie giggled and put Charlie's blankies back on his legs.  "Go to sleep now, Giggly Poo!  You need some rest!"  Charlie drooled all over his hand as Jackie kissed it.  She got up to leave and looked back at her boyfriend lovingly.  Charlie had already fallen asleep, and was drooling all over the place.  But he had a bib on, so that's okay.  Jackie smiled and left the room, heading back to her friends.