Friends, Physics and Fallon

Chapter 41

"DANG YOU BENJAMIN FRANKLIN!"  Rayshawn Jayshawn III yelled as he realized that he was out of bullets. "I be right back, John Broberg, and you will be a dead man!"  Rayshawn Jayshawn III stormed out of the area they were all standing in.  Everyone giggled because they were relieved. Obama ripped off his bathrobe dramatically. "Alright, we need to get down to business. John Broberg, you must die!"  Broberg yelled, "NO!"  He ran into a corner and sobbed into his hands. "Mr. Fallon, calm down, you don't have to watch us execute him if you don't want to! Just chill!"  Obama said. "Oh, I'm chillin' alright."  Jimmy said, still pointing the gun at DeQuan LaShawn. "John Broberg, shut up! No one cares if you're chill or not, you're doing to die soon anyway!"  Obama shouted.  "Not before you do!"  Jimmy said as he pointed his gun at Obama. Obama cowered in the corner with Broberg and started sobbing.  The six amigos started laughing. "Okay, out with you, John Broberg!  It's time to get rid of you once and for all!"  DeQuan LaShawn leapt at Jimmy and reached for his gun.  Jimmy pulled it away from him.  DeQuan LaShawn tackled him to the ground, and the two wrestled for the gun.  The struggle went on for about 2 hours, when DeQuan LaShawn finally stood up, gun in hand.  Jimmy laid on the ground, breathing heavily.  "You will all die!"  DeQuan LaShawn yelled at Foamy, Maggie, Alyssa, Jackie, and Rachel.  Foamy stepped in front of her friends.  "You can't kill my friends!"  she yelled.  "I can and I will!"  DeQuan LaShawn said.  Maggie pushed Foamy to the side and stood in front of all her friends.  "You'll have to get through meeeee!"  she sang.  "No!"  Alyssa yelled, pushing her way to the front, taking Maggie's place in front of everyone else.  "No, not Lissie!"  Jackie said, pushing her way to the front.  "NO."  Rachel then pushed her way to the front.  The five of them continued to fight over who would get shot.  This went on for about 6 hours.  Foamy was at the front of the line when Jimmy suddenly got up and shoved his wife to the side, standing in front of everyone else.  DeQuan LaShawn aimed his gun at Jimmy, ready to shoot.  "NO!"  Foamy wailed.  "Jimmy, no!  You can't die!  Please, don't kill my husband!"  Foamy tried pushing Jimmy to the side, but he stood his ground, ready to sacrifice himself for his friends.  "Please, Jimmy!"  Foamy pleaded, tears streaming down her face.  "Foamy, NO.  You've already almost died for me, let me do this for you.  You deserve it.  I love you."  Foamy remembered the time she'd sacrificed herself to save Jimmy.  Was he right?  Did he have to die?