Friends, Physics and Fallon

Chapter 33

Jackie kissed Charlie on the forehead.  They giggled.  Maggie, Alyssa, Rachel, Foamy, and Jimmy were all watching the two lovebirds giggle.  I guess this means they got back together.  Then, Taylor Swift appeared, singing We Are Never Getting Back Together.  Jackie stood up from her chair and screamed, "SHUT UP!"  in Taylor's face.  She stopped singing and slinked out of the room.  Jimmy went chasing after her because they are like amigos so yeah.  Jackie instantly felt bad for yelling at Taylor Swift, so she ran out of the room crying.  So, that left Charlie, Rachel, Alyssa, Maggie, and Foamy.  The four gals started dancing around Charlie.  He got very annoyed because people dancing around you would probably be pretty annoying.  Also, it reminded him of when the friends tortured him and danced around him, leaving him to die.  It was like a sacrificial ceremony.  Charlie couldn't take it anymore.  He squeezed his eyes shut and screamed at the top of his lungs.  Jackie came running back into the room.  "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BOYFRIEND?  STOP HURTING HIM, YOU IDIOTS!"  "Sorry...we just, we couldn't help it!"  Foamy explained.  "Yeah...we just...thought it'd be a good thing to do!"  Maggie chimed in.  "Well obviously it was NOT a good thing!  So LEAVE!  All of you!  NOW!"  The four friends left the room, leaving the lovebirds alone.  They walked into the waiting room to see Jimmy and Taylor talking and laughing.  They decided to leave without Jimmy because he was having a fun time.  The four of them decided that they would go find another safe room somewhere in the White House.  They found a nice, big room where they could all sit and talk and do stuff.  Foamy flopped down on the couch and started reading the Book of Secrets, while Rachel was sniffing around for any stray children.  Maggie looked out the window, which probably isn't the smartest thing to do since they were wanted, but whatever floats her boat.  Alyssa found a stove and started cooking some zucchini crap.  Yum.  "I could get used to this, the White House is awesome!"  Alyssa said.  "I bet you could get some votes, Lissie."  Foamy said.  "Maybe."  Alyssa said.  "I would definitely write speeches on kindergarten paper!"  Maggie said, closing the curtains over the window.  "OMG so would I!"  Foamy agreed.  Everyone was silent for a while after that because they were all doin' their own thang, when Rachel suddenly pulled a small child out of a closet somewhere.  She must have smelled the little guy.  He was screaming and kicking his legs, while Rachel held him Lion King-style.  Everyone giggled.  Rachel put the small child outside in the hallway because she didn't want him eating all of their zucchini crap.  "Dinner, everybody!"  Alyssa called, taking off her apron and hanging it on some hook that appeared out of nowhere.  Everyone dug into their delicious zucchini crap.  Suddenly, Foamy's phone began ringing.  She pulled it out and saw that Jimmy was calling her.  "Hi, Jimmy!"  "Hi, Foamy!  Where are you?"  "We are in a huge room, it's down the hallway from the hospital.  You go straight for approximately 10 meters, then turn left, come to the first intersection thingy and take a right, go down those stairs, only 2 flights though, then turn left, go straight for approximately 3.7 meters, take a right, then the room will be right there.  You can't miss it."  "Okay, I'll be right there."  Jimmy said as he finished writing the directions on his hand.  He hung up the phone and left the hospital.