Friends, Physics and Fallon

Chapter 50

Jimmy groaned as he hit snooze on his alarm clock.  It was Monday, so he had to go back to work.  Foamy awoke and made out with Jimmy for a little while, then they got out of bed and got dressed.  Foamy took a shower and all that hygiene stuff, then went to wake everyone up.  They were all coming on the show today to tell the story of what happened.  Then, everyone would know the truth.  Jimmy got into the shower after Foamy left the room.  Foamy was walking down the stairs to go make breakfast when she heard strange noises coming from Jackie and Charlie's room.  "Oh gosh, what is going on in there?  Should I go in...?"  Suddenly, Jackie opened the door and saw Foamy standing there.  "Oh, hi Foamy!  Do you mind helping me clean up Charlie's drool?  He flooded our room and if I try to clean it up by myself, we'll never get to the show on time!"  "Um, no, I don't mind."  Foamy and Jackie began cleaning up Charlie's drool, and soon it was all gone.  Charlie was lying in bed, giggling.  "Alright, Giggly Poo,"  Jackie said as she lifted Charlie and put him in his wheelchair, "we have to get you dressed!"  Charlie clapped his hands as Jackie wheeled him into the bathroom.  Foamy left and started making some pancakes.  She turned around to grab the pancake mix stuff and saw Jimmy sitting at the kitchen table.  "Ah!"  she screamed, dropping it on the floor.  "Woah, do I really look that bad?"  Jimmy asked as he glanced over at the mirror above the kitchen sink.  "No, sorry, Jimmy.  You just...startled me, that's all."  Foamy picked up the pancake mix and looked over at her husband, who had a tear rolling down his cheek.  "Jimmy, what's wrong?"  "I really do look bad!"  Jimmy had a very bad black eye and it was very swollen.  His lip was also pretty fat and he had yittle cuts on his neck.  Foamy turned Jimmy away from the mirror and made him look her in the eye.  "Jimmy, it doesn't matter what you look like, I will always love you, and so will your fans.  Remember, you're telling our story today.  And we will all be there with you.  Everyone is going to love you, they won't care what you look like, they'll just be so glad to have you back!  Plus, I'm sure the makeup people can fix your face up a little bit."  Jimmy wiped away his tears and nodded.  "Thanks, Foamy.  You're the best.  What would I do without you?"  "What would I do without you?"  Foamy asked as she gave Jimmy a yittle kiss on the cheek, then went back to making pancakes.  "EW!"  Barack, Michelle, Charlie, Jackie, Maggie, Rachel and Alyssa all yelled in their best Sara voices as they descended down the staircase.  Foamy and Jimmy laughed.  Foamy served the pancakes and everyone ate them very fast, like wolves.  They all put slices of zucchini on their pancakes, which made them taste very, very yummy.  They also had syrup, powdered sugar, chocolate chips, and Jimmies (sprinkles).  Once everyone finished their pancakes, they headed over to 30 Rock.  They all squeezed into Jimmy's truck, except for Charlie.  They made him wheel all the way there in his wheelchair.  Foamy decided to drive since Jimmy didn't want to.  Once they arrived at 30 Rock, everyone got out and went up the elevators to Jimmy's office.  They were greeted by the whole crew of The Tonight Show.  They jumped out as Jimmy opened the door to his office and everyone screamed.  Barack threw his blankie in the air and fell down.  For some reason, Barack brought that blankie everywhere he went.  Everyone giggled and someone picked Barack up by his ears and put him on his feet.  Oh, that was Jackie.  She has a thing for picking people up by their ears.  "Welcome back, Jimmy!"  The crew yelled and everyone took turns hugging Jimmy.  Then, Jimmy introduced everyone to his friends who he had brought with him.  Higgins stroked Jackie's beautiful hair.  All of a sudden, Mrs. Schalow appeared and also started stroking Jackie's hair and Jackie just stood there, making her "this is awkward" face.  Then the awkwardness stopped and everyone left Jimmy's office, leaving the 8 friends alone and in peace.  "See, Jimmy?  Everyone missed you so much, no one cared about your face!"  "Yeah, but the viewers are going to-"  Jimmy was interrupted by Foamy pulling him in for a kiss.  EW!  Just then, there was a loud noise.  It sounded like someone had just crashed into the door!  Foamy got up and opened the door.  There was Charlie, lying on the ground, his wheelchair flipped over.  Jackie saw him and ran to help him.  He was crying.  Jackie picked him up and put him back in his wheelchair.  Then, she wheeled him into the office and laid him down on the couch.  She covered him up with some blankies and he fell asleep.  "Uh oh...he might flood your office, Jimmy!"  Jackie said.  Jimmy stood up from his desk chair and began looking around for something to stop the drool that was already pouring rapidly out of Charlie's mouth.