Friends, Physics and Fallon

Chapter 11

Jimmy scanned the room, looking for weapons.  Everyone else was hiding.  Jimmy found some zucchini he could use for a weapon.  He grabbed it, hid it behind his back, and signalled to everyone to follow him.  If it was Broberg out there, he might need backup.  Jimmy was surprised to see a mailman in the main entrance of the sketchy physics place.  He looked lost.  He then caught sight of Jimmy.  Jimmy walked up to the mailman.  "Is there a John Broberg here?" asked the mailman.  Jimmy stepped forward and cleared his throat.  "That's me!"  Jimmy said, doing his best Broberg impression.  The mailman narrowed his eyes and looked suspicious.  "No you're not, I recognize you..." the mailman said.  "Well that's because I am the best physics teacher in the country!  Of course you recognize me!"  The mailman grew even more suspicious.  Suddenly, his eyes widened as he came to a realization.  "You're Jimmy Fallon!"  Jimmy put on a fake confused look and said, "Who's that?  Do you mean Kimmel?  Because I've never heard of a Jimmy Fallen before or whatever his name is."  The mailman's face fell.  "Oh.  Shoot, I thought I just met a celebrity!  Well, here's your mail, John.  Have a nice day," the mailman said as a single tear fell down his face.  Jimmy took the package.  He felt kind of bad for lying to the mailman, but what was in this package could determine his fate and that of his friends.  "I hope I see him again," Jimmy said as he fought back tears.  Foamy embraced Jimmy and he felt better.  Jackie took the package from Jimmy and opened it.  It was from Russia.  There was a note from Vladimir Putin.  It said, "Here are your veapons.  Zhey are dangerous.  Be careful Brobergev.  -Vladimir Putin"  "Brobergev?"  Jackie asked, laughing.  "Let me see this," Maggie said as she grabbed the note from Jackie.  "It's written on kindergarten paper!"  exclaimed Maggie as she giggled and clapped her hands together.  Alyssa grabbed the note from Maggie.  "Wow, Mr. Putin has bad handwriting.  I expect much better from the president of Russia!"  Rachel took the note from Alyssa.  "Haha, he does have terrible handwriting!  It looks like a 12-year-old wrote this!  Look how 12 it is!" said Rachel as she handed the note to Foamy.  Foamy said, "Oh my gosh it is so 12!  His handwriting is even worse than yours, Jimmy!"  Jimmy threw Foamy out the window, sending the note flying.  Charlie grabbed it.  "Wait, where are the weapons?" he asked.  "Can you translate the note to Japanese so I can read it?" Jimmy asked and then began frantically digging in the envelope and found another piece of paper.  Charlie began translating the note for Jimmy and Jimmy handed the other piece of paper to Alyssa, who read it aloud so that he could understand.  "Assembly instructions?  These are instructions for assembling nuclear weapons!"  Charlie asked, "But wait, where are the weapons?"  He was holding out his phone to Jimmy so that he could read the translation of the note when suddenly, everyone heard a huge banging noise.  Jimmy quietly snuck out again, with everyone behind him.  What Jimmy saw horrified him.  Everyone else came up from behind him and gasped at the awful sight.