Friends, Physics and Fallon

Chapter 20

The five friends awoke in the safety of their underground bomb shelter. What a great plan!  It worked!  They survived Broberg's atomic bomb!  They had designated one sober person, Rachel, to refrain from drinking so that she could be alert at all times so she could warn everyone if the atomic bomb happened to be dropped. She acted drunk like everyone else so that Broberg wouldn't suspect anything if he happened to be planning his drop. They had built the bomb shelter a few days prior.  The friends realized that they had survived and they jumped up and cheered. They all hugged each other and cried of joy. Maggie made confetti out of kindergarten paper and threw it in the air.  Alyssa threw some horses in the air. Jackie ripped up paper and sprinkled the little pieces everywhere, but no one noticed. Foamy threw soap in the air, then the room became all foamy. There was foam everywhere!  It was so much fun!  Then the friends all realized something: they were missing two people!  "Where's my ex-boyfriend?  Not like I care if he's ok or not, uh, I was just wondering."  Jackie said. "I don't know!"  Alyssa replied, confused. "Crap!"  Foamy said, concern evident on her face.  "What?"  asked Jackie. "Where's Jimmy?"  Everyone looked around but no one saw him!  Foamy started crying and then everyone started cooking fish because they were hungry. They ate the fish with zucchini.  It was yummy, but Foamy puked it all up because she was too busy crying and worrying about Jimmy. Jackie laughed and made puke angels. Alyssa joined in. Maggie giggled and clapped her hands, and Rachel said, "EW!"  in a Sara voice, which made Foamy cry even more because it made her miss her Jimmy. Jackie cleaned up the puke with a sponge and latex gloves. She snapped the gloves on very dramatically like they do in the movies and on shows and stuff. Everyone cheered because Jackie cleaned up the puke. "LOL, why are we still in the bomb shelter?" asked Maggie. Everyone started IDK-ing and they all walked out of the bomb shelter. Suddenly, there was a bright flash. "DUCK AND COVER!" everyone yelled in unison. Turns out, it was just a weird UFO. "Hm, weird. I wonder what that's doing up there in the sky." said Alyssa. Everyone started IDK-ING again and they ascended to the entryway of the sketchy physics place, which was now completely destroyed. They weren't very sad about it but they were very sad that the fun room was destroyed. That was their favorite place to chill. They still had all their food, though, so that was a good thing. They had more than enough zucchini to last them a lifetime. Unsure of where to go, the five friends set out on a journey to find a new home.