"Let...me...go...." Jimmy wheezed. Darth Vader put his hand down and Jimmy fell to the floor. His face was blue. Like, navy blue. It was very blue. Broberg was confused. "Darth? I thought you and Mr. Tonight Show were friends...?" Darth said, "Yeah, I was just bored so I thought I would use the force." Broberg was confused again. "You're bored Darth? When I have an atomic bomb in my hands?" Broberg started waving the atomic bomb. Darth Vader laughed and nodded his head. Broberg put the atomic bomb down and Darth picked Jimmy up and carried him into another room. Broberg was confused for a third time. Darth came back with no Jimmy and whispered into Broberg's ear, "I'm on your side again. Always have been, always will be." Broberg jumped for joy and screamed, "COOL BEANS!" Broberg was so excited that he twirled into another room, leaving Darth all by his lonesome. He went to go retrieve Jimmy. Darth slapped Jimmy on the cheek to wake him up. "Hey Jim, I have a plan!" Jimmy asked Darth what his plan was. Darth said he pretended to be on Broberg's side. Then he could destroy all the atomic bombs Broberg has. Then, when he had to go buy more nuclear weapons from the Russians, he could destroy those too. Darth said he could handle Broberg here, and that Jimmy should go back to the sketchy physics place with the syringe to save his friends. Jimmy had forgotten all about the syringe! "What if it isn't the right potion?" Jimmy asked. Darth said to inject his friends anyway. He then gave Jimmy his cell phone number and some vegemite for good luck. Jimmy and Darth each ate a spoonful and parted ways.
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Friends, Physics and Fallon
De TodoThis is the story of friends, a crazy teacher, and Jimmy Fallon. And a lot of other interesting stuff too. It's not supposed to make any sense. So enjoy!
