Friends, Physics and Fallon

Chapter 23

Charlie howled in pain and grabbed his wounded foot.  Tears were falling rapidly from his face.  Jimmy couldn't help but laugh at the hilarious sight.  Charlie glared at Jimmy as he tried to get his laughter under control.  Charlie was so angry that he gave Jimmy a nice shot to the snot-box.  Jimmy's nose started bleeding, but he didn't care.  Stepping on Charlie's foot had made Jimmy's day.  Charlie continued to escort Jimmy into the White House.  Jimmy remembered being in this very building back in his Late Night days, when he and Michelle Obama competed against each other in some silly games for the Let's Move Campaign.  This time, Jimmy had no idea what he would be doing, but he knew that it wouldn't be fun.  Broberg came dorkily running through the White House halls and had caught up to Jimmy and Charlie.  "What are we doing in the White House?"  Jimmy asked Broberg.  "You're going to confess what you've done in front of our great leader, Barack Obama."  "This isn't North Korea, Bro."  Jimmy said.  Whoops.  Broberg backhanded Jimmy, like he always used to do to Darth Vader.  The memories of Darth made Broberg miss him.  Broberg got really sad and started crying.  Shortly after that, Michelle Obama came a'strollin' down the halls, eating zucchini.  "Jimmy!"  Michelle called as she started running towards Jimmy, Broberg and Charlie.  Michelle hugged Broberg.  "It's been a while!"  Michelle said as she pulled away because Broberg was creepily smelling her hair.  "Uh, yeah, it has!"  Broberg replied, doing that weird thing with his arms.  Michelle gave Broberg a look.  "Jimmy, you've changed..." she whispered dramatically.  Broberg said, "Oh, no, First Lady!  This is the same..."  "What's his name, again?"  he softly whispered into Charlie's ear.  "Jimmy Fallon.  Yes, that's my name, Jimmy Fallon."  Broberg said as he nodded his head, trying to act confident.  Michelle gave Broberg an odd look and turned towards Jimmy, the real Jimmy.  "So you must be John Broberg..." Michelle said, glaring at Jimmy and walking in circles around him.  "Um, Michelle, you're terribly mistaken!  I'm Jimmy Fallon, that nerdy physics guy over there is John Broberg!  I would never possess nuclear weapons or conspire with Russia!  And he could never host The Tonight Show!"  Jimmy rambled on desperately, gesturing toward Broberg.  "He is in love with Star Wars and he is not funny!"  Michelle raised an eyebrow at Jimmy.  "Oh, really?"  She pointed towards a TV screen mounted on the wall.  The Tonight Show was playing.  "Wow, is it really that late already?"  Jimmy thought to himself.  The intro finished as Higgins yelled, "And now, here he is, JJJJJJIIIIIIMMMMYYYYYY FFFFAAAAAAAAALLOOOOON!"  Broberg appeared on the screen, walking through the curtain as the crowd went crazy.  "Hot crowd!"  Broberg said in such a dorky voice that it made Jimmy cringe.  "You even stole my line!  If you think you're going to get away with this, you're sadly mistaken!"  Jimmy said as he tried to lunge towards Broberg, but Charlie was holding him back.  Jimmy watched as Broberg began his monologue...full of physics jokes.  The crowd laughed hysterically.  Jimmy could not believe this was happening!  Had the crazy mailman gotten to New York too?  Michelle ate her zucchini in a sassy manner while looking at Jimmy.  Jimmy knew he had to do something, he couldn't let some insane physics teacher take away his dream job!