Friends, Physics and Fallon

Chapter 13

Jimmy and friends stared at the mass of nuclear weapons sitting in the entryway of the sketchy physics place. Jimmy desperately wished Darth Vader was here right now so that he could destroy the weapons. He then remembered that he had Darth's phone number.  He pulled out his phone to see that he had a text from Steve Higgins.  It read, "have you seen the news?"  Confused, Jimmy went back to the fun room and turned on the TV.  He saw Obama giving a speech.  He said that John Broberg was to be handed over to the government within 30 days, or else the secret service would find him.  Jimmy was overjoyed, but wondered how Higgins knew about Broberg.  Oh well, it didn't matter, Broberg was going to be put to justice for conspiring with Russia and possessing nuclear weapons, right?  Wrong.  A picture of Jimmy appeared on the screen.  Obama had mistaken Jimmy Fallon for Broberg.  Now, the government was looking for Jimmy.  "This is a mistake!  People will realize that the guy on their screens is Jimmy Fallon, not Broberg!"  "No they won't.  This is what you get for lying to me, 'JOHN BROBERG!'"  Jimmy slowly turned around to see the mailman he had lied to earlier about being John Broberg.  "I gotcha now..." said the mailman with an evil grin on his face.  Jimmy was terrified, but it didn't show.  "Mr. Mailman, you do realize this is a stupid revenge plan, right?  I mean, people will recognize that picture as Jimmy Fallon.  They will think this is some kind of mistake."  The mailman looked at Jimmy with an even eviler smiler and said, "The people are on my side.  I brainwashed America into thinking you're John Broberg, like you did to me, you evil scumbag!"  Jimmy scoffed at his remark.  How can you brainwash an entire country?  The mailman walked out.  Jimmy decided to call Higgins.  "Jimmy?"  Higgins asked through the phone.  Jimmy let out a sigh of relief.  "Thank goodness, you know it's me!"  Jimmy said as he took a bite of some random zucchini he found in his pocket.  "Yeah, that crazy mailman brainwashed America, but he forgot the entire state of New York!"  "Oh, he's stupid, how can you forget New York?"  "I don't know, Jim, but listen, everyone thinks you've conspired with Putin and that you have nuclear weapons in your possession.  This is a huge problem for your reputation and for the show."  "Screw my reputation and screw the show, tell everyone we are taking a hiatus, I have to get my friends out of here!"  "Wait, Jim, slow down, what?"  "I'll tell you all about it when I see you again!  Which will hopefully be sometime in the not-too-distant future!"  Jimmy said as he hung up the phone.  Just then, Wiz Khalifa entered the room and started rapping See You Again.  Jimmy threw zucchini at him.  Then, Maggie, Alyssa, Rachel, Charlie, Jackie and Foamy all came into the fun room.  "We saw the news."  all of them said in unison.  "Yeah.  Well at least I have 30 days to help you guys, if someone doesn't turn me in first!"  Jimmy said with a huge smile on his face, which was odd, considering the circumstances.  "Great.  Now we're hiding from Broberg AND the government.  This is awesome!" yelled Rachel.  Foamy dropped to her knees and dramatically yelled to Jimmy, "I WILL NOT LOSE YOU!"  Jimmy gave Foamy a hug.  "We are not going to hide from the government.  I'll help you guys and turn myself in, the lives of innocent children being tortured by a psycho teacher are more important than some TV dork's life!  Let's get to work!"  Jimmy said as he clapped his hands together and licked his lips.  Suddenly, Broberg entered the room.  Everyone went silent.