Friends, Physics and Fallon

Chapter 26

Jackie woke up the next morning and she was very sore.  "Why am I so sore?"  she wondered aloud.  Then she remembered.  "Ohhh yeah, the snipers on the roof of the White House shot me last night!"  Jackie said as she slowly got up and walked over to her kitchenette where she began cooking some zucchini casserole for breakfast.  She put the ingredients on the stove.  While she waited for her zucchini crap to cook, Jackie went over to the TV area to read some magazines.  "Ughhh, these magazines are so boring!  Oh, wait!  There's a TV in here!"  Jackie picked up the remote and turned on the TV.  Some old news anchor guy appeared on the screen.  "Gosh, this guy sucks.  He can barely speak the English language, fire him already!"  Oh, speaking of fire, Jackie smelled smoke.  Weird.  She walked over to the kitchen and remembered that she had left the ingredients for whatever she was making on the stove for too long!  Jackie panicked and ran around her room until she found a fire extinguisher.  She picked it up and water went flying all over the hotel room, soaking everything.  "Oops.  Well, at least the fire is gone now!  But what am I going to have for breakfast now?"  Jackie asked herself.  Then, she remembered that she was at a hotel that served free breakfast!  Jackie ran downstairs, hoping she wasn't too late.  She looked around and saw Alyssa, Foamy, Maggie and Rachel sitting at a table, waving at her.  She went over and joined them.  "Where have you been, Jackie?  We were waiting for you, silly!"  Foamy asked.  "I tried making some zucchini casserole crap for breakfast and it started on fire."  Jackie said in a very casual voice.  "WHAT?"  Maggie yelled, and a bunch of old people looked up from their newspapers.  Maggie covered her mouth.  "Whoops, that was kind of loud."  Maggie said and everyone laughed.  "Kind of?"  Rachel asked.  "But yeah anyway, what do you mean your room started on fire like holy crap are you ok?"  Maggie said to Jackie.  "I'm fine, I grabbed the fire extinguisher and extinguished the fire.  Everything is wet but that is ok."  Jackie said.  "Maybe you shouldn't make zucchini casserole crap for breakfast anymore."  Alyssa suggested.  "Yeah, you're probably right."  "LET'S GO GET SOME BREAKFAST!"  Foamy yelled as she ran into a pole.  "Owww, I hate muh lawwwwf."  Everyone laughed and started getting some food.  They made waffles and ate toast and scrambled eggs and bacon and cereal and fruit and donuts and just about every breakfast food under the sun.  They all ate so much food that they felt like they were going to explode.  Suddenly, Rachel began puking out zucchini!  Ahhh!  It must have been contagious, because then Foamy started puking out zucchini too.  Then Maggie.  Then Alyssa.  Then Jackie.  Then all the old people reading their newspapers.  Then all the hotel workers.  The room began to fill up with zucchini and everyone evacuated.  Jackie, Foamy, Alyssa, Rachel and Maggie all went back up to Foamy's hotel room.  They had stopped puking out zucchini.  Foamy turned on the TV.  The White House appeared on the screen.  The five friends sat down on the couch and watched.  "Barack Obama and Joe Biden were caught playing dress-up yesterday."  A news anchor lady said.  Then, a picture of Obama in a leotard came on the screen, followed by a picture of Biden in a pink bunny suit.  The five friends laughed hysterically.  The news anchors were also laughing about it.  "Hey, it's a free country, right?  Glad they're enjoying themselves."  One of them said.  "On a more serious note, Jimmy Fallon was spotted in the White House today with his assistant, dragging John Broberg along with him.  Inside sources say that Broberg pretended to be Jimmy Fallon and also insulted the President of the United States.  To his face.  Broberg was then thrown into a tiny cell, and the date of his trial is not yet confirmed."  "Wow, this Broberg character's got guts."  said one of the news anchors.  Foamy gasped.  "Jimmy!"  She ran out of the room.  The remaining four friends sat on the couch, staring at each other in silence until Alyssa finally spoke up.  "Well what are we waiting for, let's go!"  With that, the four of them ran out of the hotel.  They spotted Foamy across the street.  She was headed towards the White House.  The four friends finally caught up to Foamy.  "Foamy, you can't just go into the White House and save Jimmy!  What are you doing?"  Rachel yelled.  Foamy looked down at the ground, frowning.  "I-I don't know.  I just need to save my husband!"  Foamy said.  "Let's go back to the hotel and discuss our plan there.  We don't need to put ourselves in harm's way again,"  Alyssa said, gesturing towards Jackie, "Jimmy will be fine."  Foamy nodded and reluctantly agreed to go back to the hotel.  They walked into the lobby and went up to their rooms.  They saw Kimmy glaring at them, but they just kept walking 'cause haters gon' hate.  It's Kimmy's loss.  The five of them were pretty cool people.  They decided they would all go up to their rooms and change into their swimsuits so they could chill in the hot tub.  Maggie, Jackie, Foamy, Rachel and Alyssa all got into the hot tub, hoping it would get their creative juices flowing.  Maggie took a bite of zucchini.  It always helped her think.  Suddenly, Maggie dropped her zucchini and a light bulb appeared just above her head.  Literally.  A real light bulb was floating above Maggie's head.  Everyone looked frightened, but Maggie told them to calm down, it always happened when she ate zucchini and came up with a great idea.  "If this idea doesn't work, I don't know what will..."  Maggie whispered dramatically as steam from the hot tub rose up in front of her face.  "This plan has to work..."  Everyone whispered in unison.