Friends, Physics and Fallon

Chapter 34

"Bye, Charlie, love you, honey!"  Jackie said as she planted a kiss on Charlie's forehead.  Charlie smiled and Jackie walked out of the room.  She knew where her friends went, so she went straight there because she heard Alyssa was making zucchini crap for dinner, that was Jackie's favorite!  She rushed through the halls, smelling the delicious zucchini crap all through the halls.  Jackie arrived at the big room and opened the door.  Everyone greeted her and Alyssa scooped the zucchini crap she'd saved for her onto her plate.  Jackie ate all of it in one gulp, she loved it so much.  "That was delicious, I was so hungry!"  Alyssa smiled sweetly and grabbed Jackie's plate to wash it.  Jackie joined everyone else on the couch.  They were all looking at the Book of Secrets.  "Wow, this is so interesting!  I've always wanted to know if these conspiracy theories were true!"  "I know, this is so cool!"  "Yeah, I can't believe this book is actually real!"  Everyone was amazed by the book and they all talked about various conspiracies and mysteries of the United States.  "I wonder if Barack even knows that this is gone."  Foamy said.  "I wonder if he even knows it exists."  Alyssa said.  "Tim knows we have it, but IDK if he's told Barack or Michelle."  Foamy said.  "Let's hope no one else knows."  Rachel said.  "I'm just kinda bummed that only some of the pages are written on kindergarten paper!"  Maggie said.  "Yeah, so am I!"  Foamy agreed.  The two of them began crying.  Their friends comforted them.  "Shhhh...it's okay, guys!"  They said.  Eventually, Maggie and Foamy calmed down and everyone kinda went back to just doin' their own thang.  "I'M GOING TO BED!"  Foamy yelled.  "Foamy, it's only 9!"  Jackie said.  "I don't care, I'm so tired, stop judging me!  I'm just trying to be myself and you're all just judging me and I don't appreciate it!  You guys can all leave if you have a problem with me!"  Foamy was bawling.  Everyone giggled at this stupid and unnecessary outburst.  By then, it was already 5 o'clock in the morning somehow.  5 O'Clock started randomly playing from someone's phone.  Creepy.  It played for about a minute, then it turned off by itself.  In the middle of the song.  Creepy.  Again.  After that, everyone went to bed.  They drifted off to sleep and had sweet dreams about pink elephants and little bear cubs in deserts.  Pretty average night.