Friends, Physics and Fallon

Chapter 16

"Haha, they won't get out now.  I built a robot!"  Broberg said to himself in the mirror of his smart car.  He kept making weird faces at himself in the mirror on his way back to his classroom, not paying attention to the road at all.  A cop pulled him over, but Broberg didn't even notice, so he kept driving forward, sending the cop flying and his guts went all over Broberg's windshield.  Broberg didn't notice that, either.  He arrived back at his classroom.  Darth Vader was not there.  He had been gone for so long, why hadn't he found that famous guy yet?  "Oh well!"  Broberg thought to himself as he twirled into his classroom.  Broberg had five days until he could nuke the sketchy physics place, since they probably weren't going to get the experiment done.  Until then, Broberg needed to distract himself.  He decided on one of his favorite methods, dressing up as Star Wars characters.  First, he went outside and found a wooly mammoth chilling on the football field.  He brought it into his classroom and made a garment out of fur.  Broberg put it on and practiced making noises.  This was his Chewbacca costume.  He laughed until he peed himself and then took off the costume.  Next was his stormtrooper costume.  Broberg painted himself white and made black markings on himself accordingly.  He grabbed a gun and ran through the school, acting like a stormtrooper.  The other teachers paid no attention to him, they were used to this.  Broberg went back to his classroom and quickly took a candlelit bath.  He decided he would do one last costume and then call it a day.  He dressed in black, took out his cape and his helmet, and put it all on.  He was Darth Vader.  Broberg tried to sound like Darth Vader.  He was having fun until he realized that he really missed his friend Darth.  Broberg took off the costume and started sobbing on the floor.  He desperately wished Darth would come back. Broberg tried to call him, but Darth didn't answer. Broberg needed him to find the famous guy, and soon. Broberg was so sad that he cried himself to sleep.