Friends, Physics and Fallon

Chapter 52

"AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JJJIIIMMMYYY FFFAAALLLOOONNN!"  Jimmy walked through the curtain as The Roots finished the theme song.  The crowd went absolutely nuts so it took them like an hour to calm themselves, so the show was over, but they preempted Late Night so they could actually show the important stuff on The Tonight Show instead of the crowd cheering and Jimmy just chilling on the stage for an hour.  After the crowd finally calmed down, Jimmy started his monologue.  After the monologue, Jimmy went to his desk and introduced his wife and Barack, Michelle, Charlie, Jackie, Rachel, Alyssa and Maggie.  The crowd cheered as the eight of them walked out from behind the curtain.  There wasn't enough room for all of them on the chair and couch, so some had to sit on the floor, and Charlie just sat in his wheelchair.  Jimmy explained why all of them were on the show.  They began telling their story.  The audience threw in their "awwws" and applauded when it was appropriate.  Now everyone knew everything.  They knew the whole story, beginning to end, every single detail.  The cameras zoomed in on Jimmy to show the audience his black eye, which was still slightly visible even with the makeup, his lip and his yittle cuts.  The audience "awww-ed" again.  Then Charlie explained how he became paralyzed and told them about Broberg shooting him three times. The audience "awww-ed" even more. After all that emotional stuff, Foamy, Jackie, Charlie, Alyssa, Maggie and Rachel went backstage and Barack and Michelle stayed in their seats to be interviewed by Jimmy about this whole thang and some other stuff.  After that, the show was already over.  Fo' real dis time.  Jimmy wrapped up the show, ran into the crowd to give high fives, then went back to his dressing room, where everyone was waiting.  "Yay!"  Everyone shouted in unison.  Foamy ran to Jimmy and hugged him.  Then everyone else started eating cake.  Alyssa had made some zucchini cake in celebration of everyone escaping, Broberg being thrown in prison for life, Jimmy's first show back, and just everything.  The cake tasted wonderful, and everyone thanked Alyssa for being such a doll and making zucchini cake for everyone.  Alyssa took off her apron and threw it down on the floor.  Now it was time to partaaaaay!  "LET'S GO TO JERSEY FLOOR!"  she yelled.  Everyone ran out of Jimmy's dressing room.  In the elevator, Jimmy pressed the "Jersey Floor" button and they descended all the way down to Jersey Floor, where they would party until the sun came up.  "SWEATSHIRT TIME!"  J-Bro yelled.  "SWEATSHIRT TIME, SWEATSHIRT TIME, SWEATSHIRT TIME!"  Everyone chanted.  They put on their sweatshirts and just sat there in silence until they were ready to hit the club.  At the club, everyone was having a great time.  J-Bro was killin' it on the dance floor, and woah, look at The Inflation over there with all those ladies!  The gals were all having delicious drinks and doin' their own thang.  Barack and Michelle were slow dancing.  They just didn't get it.  Oh well, everyone was thoroughly enjoying themselves, and they deserved this after what all they'd been through.