Friends, Physics and Fallon

Chapter 4

Jimmy opened his eyes to find himself in a dark room.  He heard voices.  One sounded like Darth Vader.  The other one sounded like...Broberg?  Jimmy then realized his hands were tied up.  He began trying to untie the ropes as he listened in on Broberg and Darth Vader discussing something that sounded very important.  He couldn't hear all of it, but from the bits he did hear, he could tell that his friends back at the sketchy physics place were in danger.  BIG DANGER.  VERY DANGEROUS DANGER.  

Broberg: They have failed my experiment!  I'm  getting impatient, this is taking too long!  If they don't get it done soon, the future of physics will be doomed and it will be all my fault!  Who knows what they will do to me!  '

Darth Vader: They will take away your toy rockets for a week, sir.

Broberg: What???  That is an even worse punishment than I thought!  They can't do that!

Darth Vader: Yes they can, sir.

Broberg: DANG YOU BENJAMIN FRANKLIN!  We need to get to work.  I will give our friends a week to complete this experiment.  ONE WEEK.  And if they don't complete it in that amount of time, we will execute them.  We have our atomic bomb here...

Jimmy then heard their voices get softer as they walked away.  He had to get out of here to warn his friends!  They were all going to die!  Broberg was going to drop an atomic bomb on the sketchy physics place!  Jimmy had gotten a few knots out of the ropes, but they were tightly tied in many knots.  He kept trying.  After a while, Jimmy heard the voices again.  They were coming closer.  He dropped his head to the side and closed his eyes, but he kept his hands behind his back and continued to untie the knots in the ropes.

Darth Vader: So the plan is finalized, sir?

Broberg: Yes, Darth.  We will drop the bomb if they don't finish the experiment in a week.  They will never know it is coming.  Cool beans?

Darth Vader: Yes, sir.

Broberg then raised his arm and backhanded Darth Vader.

Darth Vader: Ouch!

Broberg: Say it, or I will hit you harder next time!

Darth Vader: Cool beans.

Jimmy stifled a laugh and untied the last knot in the ropes.  He leapt up and tackled Broberg.  Broberg squealed in a very high-pitched voice.  Jimmy tied Broberg's hands up with the ropes and laughed at him.  Darth Vader laughed at him too.  Broberg laughed too.  They were all laughing and Jimmy took his fist and gave Broberg a nice right hook to the jaw.  Broberg's jaw was falling off and he screamed and sobbed.  Darth Vader said, "Thank you."  Jimmy saluted him and went off to find the atomic bomb.  Jimmy found it.  Suddenly, there was a bright flash.  "DUCK AND COVER!" Jimmy yelled.  However, Jimmy looked up to find that it was only a camera flash.  Darth Vader was taking a picture of him.  "Sorry to scare you, but I just think you're a pretty chill person.  I'm a big fan."  Jimmy held out his hand for Darth Vader shake it and said, "Thanks, pal."  Darth Vader you're welcomed him and saw that Jimmy was trying to figure out how to destroy the atomic bomb.  Darth Vader took out his pink lightsaber and quickly destroyed the bomb.  Jimmy and Darth jumped up and down and cheered and clapped their hands and giggled happily. They had saved their friends!  Or maybe not. Because suddenly, a huge shadow appeared in the doorway. Broberg was standing there with another atomic bomb in hands. "I gots another one! He shouted.  Then some dramatic music started playing. DUN DUN DUNNN. Jimmy and Darth were terrified. "WERE DOOMED!  OUR FRIENDS WILL DIE!" They shouted.