Ch-46 : Sleepless idiots

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Jisung: Say, "I love you guys".

Juno: Go to sleep, Jisung.

Yoonmin: Her telling us that we are important to her is equivalent to her saying she loves us.

Minho: You said 8. It means you love Chan too?

Juno: ... Just considerate.

Minho: Sure

Juno: I wish y'all had found your mates before me.

Minho: You see we wished that too. In fact, it was a joke among us that Chan will be the last one to find his mate. Unfortunately, he's the first one to find his mate. I really wanted to see him turning 30 before he finds his mate.

Chan: Very funny, Minho.

Jisung: I always thought Jeongin or Seungmin would be the first one.

Hyunjin: I had my bets on Minho and Jeongin.

Juno: Blonde suits you, Hyunjin. And long hair makes you look like some prince. Girls will go crazy over the zeta for sure when the coronation takes place.

Hyunjin: Too bad I'll have to dye it black back and cut it short for coronation.

Jeongin: I'm gonna cry when that happens.

Juno: But I have a feeling that either way he will be the talk of the pack.

Hyunjin: Chan usually steals the spotlight. But I think after knowing that he already found his mate, girls might pay attention to the rest of us.

Juno: Ayee, you all have your own fans.

Changbin: But the kind, caring, sweet, cute, strong, hot alpha is usually the one gaining the most attention.

Juno: Did you say cute and sweet?

Seungmin: Oh, right! You haven't seen his other sides. Sometimes, well most of the times, he acts like a FoIvE year old. Annoying us and giggling all the time.

Jeongin: And other times he goes into the dad mode. Over all he smiles all the time.

Juno: Not anymore...

You realised you just said that out loud so you decided to change the topic immediately.

Juno: But Christmas is near. What do you guys do for Christmas?

Felix: I bake cookies and brownies for everyone.

Jisung: Me and the others try to decorate the house.

Juno: So, you guys don't go home to celebrate Christmas?

Changbin: We do visit our families but on the Christmas day we are all together.

Hyunjin: We also play the secret santa game.

Yoonmin: Getting Juno a gift is the easiest thing ever. I just get her fluffy animal socks every year and she is still always thrilled to get them.

Juno: Fluffy socks are the best when it's cold. It's makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

Jisung: Secret Santa's gonna be fun with you two this time.

Minho: I hope I get Juno. I'll get her socks and she will be happy.

Juno: I don't know what any of you like.

Jeongin: If you get Minho, you just need to gift him a butt. He loves smacking the member's butts.

Juno: Uh... how tf can I get him a butt? Is it even available for sale? Hold up lemme check.

Chan: Juno, no-

Felix: There's the shopping option! Oh, it's just shapewear.

Juno: Butt smoothening cream? Wtf?

Seungmin: A what now?!

Jeongin: Are you sure you read that right?

Felix: It's exactly what she said it is.

Juno: I never knew something like these existed. Damn, people even be applying cream on their butts. They buy special cream for their butts.

Yoonmin: Who buys a cream specially for their butt?

Juno: Apparently, the industries will make money out of anything you're insecure about. Sorry Minho, no butts for sale.

Minho: Chill, I have these guys.

Changbin: Tch! Butthunter!

Hyunjin: Changbin is his favourite prey.

Juno: Sorry Changbin, I tried.

Minho: Oh, c'mon! It's not like they mind. It has changed since you came Juno. Before you moved in, these guys would be roaming around the house shirtless or just in a towel.

Hyunjin: Chan is the one who is shirtless most of the time. Especially when he sleeps. Thanks to Juno he started wearing clothes.

Juno: Should I give you guys some clothes for Christmas? Just so you know... you can use them to cover up...

Jisung: It's not a matter of the amount of clothes owned, it's a matter of choice.

Juno: Must be nice to feel so comfortable around so many people.

Felix: You haven't seen a guy shirtless before?

Juno: Nah

Minho: I didn't know our Juno was this innocent.

Jeongin: I was innocent too. Until I met you guys.

Juno: OH, WAIT! I HAVE!

Minho: Is that a huge achievement? But who did you see shirtless? I need to know. Chan needs to be jealous.

Juno: You know the singer Minhyuk? He has a great body and smile.

Changbin: Lee Minhyuk? Chan is in love with that singer.

Jisung: Ah Juno! Chan has abs by the way.

Juno: 6 packs?

Jisung: Yeahhh!

Juno: Woah! We can play tic-tac-toe on it. We'll add one more line with a marker and it will be fine.

Jisung: Abs! Not grids!

Juno: Almost the same thing.

Chan: I'm not a whiteboard.

Jeongin: I object! You're very pale.

Chan: You have abs too.

Juno: Woah! Jeongin!

Changbin: All of us have abs.

Juno: Damn, Jeongin! You go bestie!

Jisung: No matter what we say, the spotlight named Juno will have its attention on the star Jeongin only.

Jeongin: Jeongin on top! (Maknae on top)

Minho: Juno, you got abs?

Juno: Uh, I don't know. Hold up, lemme check.

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