Student: Oh! Did you had your heart broken?
Yoonmin: Bold of them to assume she has a heart.
Juno: Where is that coming from?
Student: What do you think of love?
Juno: I don't think of love?
Student: What do you think of then?
Juno: Sleep and food.
You saw Yoonmin slapping his forehead in the back but you couldn't care less.
Student: Well, why don't you play this game and see if anyone can top that?
You agreed as youjust wanted to get it over with. You were sure it would take less than 5 minutes because no one was interested in you. They asked you to introduce yourself.
Juno: I'm Juno and... the rest you don't need to know.
Felix: That was cool. I'm JuNo, ThE rEst YoU dOn'T nEeD tO kNoW bCoZ dO yOu EvEn VsCo-
Changbin: Felix, pay attention!
Everybody was keen on what happened and listened carefully. A guy confidently approached you.
Guy: Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?
Juno: How about you hold your tongue?
The crowd went crazy and it just fuelled the egos of others wanting to prove themselves. Eventually, guys kept coming one after one to test your patience. It would've worked if you actually wanted to but you were already in a bad mood.
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Guy: Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll return it.
Juno: I was waiting for this.
The crowd cheered and the guy had a cocky grin. Chan was clutching his fist tightly but Felix calmed him down knowing that you would never kiss someone easily. And he was right. You pulled out a Hershey's kiss from your pocket and gave it to the guy who looked dumbfounded.
Juno: And you said you would return it, so I'm taking it back.
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Guy: When I look into your eyes, I see a very kind soul.
You could see the members wheezing in the back.
Juno: That's the demon that possessed me.
Everyone: *blink blink* ( 0_0 )
Juno: Just kidding, you must have cataracts.
Hyunjin: *puts a fry in his mouth* She is ruthless.
Minho: I'm loving this.
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Guy: My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with a gorgeous person. So, where do you wanna go with their money?
Juno: *stares blankly and remains silent*
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Guy: If you and I were socks, we'd make a great pair.
Juno: If we were a sock pair, I'd hope you go missing.
Jisung: Gosh!
Seungmin: He tried, he tried well. He is a soldier who died at war.
Yoonmin: Lord, rest his soul.
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You thought it would get over soon but guys kept coming to prove themselves. Yoonmin pitied them because they were willing walking towards their death. You knew everyone was enjoying this way too much AT THE COST OF YOUR PEACE! Here goes another guy... This one annoyed you the most.
Guy: With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of super-children and conquer the world.
Seungmin: He did not-
Hyunjin: I'm scared for him.
Juno: The Lion, the witch-
Yoonmin, Jisung, Jeongin, Felix and you: AND THE AUDACITY OF THIS BITCH!
Juno: Your IQ? So, I'm dumb? And my body? So, you just want my uterus and not have a life of my own? You think women are just here to birth an army for you so you can conquer the world? Do I look like a freaking baby machine to you? Do you have any idea how many hours of labour it would take to birth that "race" of super-children you want to conquer the world with? Not to mention raising them and providing for them! Do you have any idea? No? Pathetic! WIth your IQ my babies would be born extra dumb!
Guy: Th-that's not what I meant!
You looked at him coldly which made him scurry away from you.
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That last encounter did not stop this another guy from coming. Why tf can't they just stop? You were really hungry.
Guy: I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
You looked him dead in the eye before saying.
Juno: That's because you can't.
Jeongin: That's my bestie!
Seungmin: That's our Alpha!
Changbin: I thought we weren't supposed to say that out loud.
Seungmin: No one's listening to us right now.
Even Chan was proud of you for rejecting all those guys in the sassiest way. Like why would he not be? You on the other hand had enough so you turned to the people who called themselves 'cupid'.
Juno: Can I go now? I'm hungry.
They turned to the students and asked if anyone wanted to take one last chance. Out of the blue Minho started yelling, "Alpha" and the rest of the boys joined. Seriously? Chan? That guy had as much as a chance of winning as much as a cotton candy had to not melt in water... or so you thought? Soon everyone joined in. You groaned internally. You can't make him look bad. Then should you say that he succeeded? These guys would be the death of you someday. Even the Stupids- you mean cupids were calling him on. To your horror he stood and walked towards you. You felt a bit relieved because if he was doing this then he must've already weighed the consequences. He came closer and whispered in your ear so that the others can't hear.
Chan: I didn't know what I wanted in a woman until I saw you.
You whispered back.
Juno: After seeing me you knew that what you wanted in a woman was everything that I was missing.
Chan: Ahh! You're so cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
That- That was creative.
Juno: No, thanks. I got a really nice fluffy blanket for Christmas so I'm fine. Are you done now?
Chan: I want to say one last thing.
Juno: Go on.
Chan: I'm not Hashirama, but dreaming of you has made me master Morning Wood style.
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DOnt cOme aT me foR tHe LaSt oNe!
- Dallee <3
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Wolfgang (BangChan ff)
FanfictionA powerful pack that looks perfectly normal on the outside... What deep, unspoken secrets could it be hiding? Probably the one that everyone is on crack. #1 in bangchanff TW: mentions of death, war, fights, blood and other mature themes but I've tri...
