Juno: Why is it Chris and not crease?
Everyone: ...
Jeongin: 3 am thoughts except that Juno can have them any time of the day.
Felix: Shh, let her speak.
Juno: And why bother putting the 'ea' in tea because even without them t is pronounced as tea.
Jisung: Like pea is pronounced p.
Felix: And pee is pronounced p too.
Juno: When someone tells us they have to pee, we immediately think they need to pee and not that they need to pea.
Chan: Should I be amazed that I'm understanding what they're saying even though it is a verbal conversation?
Felix: Imagine thinking that someone needs to pea when they tell us that they need to pee. LOL
Jisung: Imagine peeing peas. LOL
Juno: That would make a lot of noise. LOL
Jeongin: Wouldn't that hurt? Peas are huge af.
Seungmin: What sort of intellectual talk is this?
Yoonmin: Y'all are gross.
Minho: As much as I hate being a part of this talk, I can't deny that they have a point.
Juno: And Jisung is Jisung but not Jisang or Jisings.
Felix: And why is it Jeong-in but not Jeong-out?
Juno: Well... Hyunj-in and not Hyunj-out.
Jeongin: Seungm-in and not Seungm-out.
Hyunjin: Changb-in and not Changb-out!
Juno: Yoonm-in and not Yoonm-out.
Jisung: And Juno would be J.one because uno means one. And j.one is my gamer id so me and Juno are twins.
Felix: What about my name?
Jisung & Juno: Feelings!
Felix: *emotional* That's beautiful.
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You entered the kitchen holding your right cheek and fished out a popsicle from the fridge. You put it in your mouth and sat on your usual seat beside Changbin.
Minho: Popsicle for breakfast?
You nodded your head.
Changbin: You can't have flavored ice for breakfast. It has no energy whatsoever.
Juno: I'm an Avulf. Don vell me wha to do!
Seungmin: What?
Yoonmin: I'm an adult. Don't tell me what to do.
Jisung: How about you speak after removing the popsicle from your mouth?
Juno: No
Chan: You cannot just have a popsicle for breakfast.
Changbin: Are you trying to lose weight? Are you dieting?
You removed the popsicle and turned to him.
Juno: Why woul I die-ae? I'm perfait!
Changbin: What?
Yoonmin: Why would I diet? I'm perfect!
Seungmin: And why are you speaking like that?
Juno: I hurt my tongue...
Seungmin: ... How?
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Wolfgang (BangChan ff)
FanficA powerful pack that looks perfectly normal on the outside... What deep, unspoken secrets could it be hiding? Probably the one that everyone is on crack. #1 in bangchanff TW: mentions of death, war, fights, blood and other mature themes but I've tri...
