Wolfgang (BangChan ff)

Ch-50 : Difficult discussion

Juno: Start over as... friends?

Chan: Uh... yeah! As...friends?

Chan was thinking of starting anew as mates but if starting as friends was more comfortable for you then he was ready to do that. 

Juno: That would be better so you don't regret having me as your mate later. I want you to be sure about your decision about having me as your mate in your life.

Chan: Okay then, friends it is. Hi! I'm Bangchan!

He extended his hand towards you.

Minho: Hi, I'm Minho!

Chan: Hi, Minho!

Minho: Hi, BaNgChAn!

Jeongin: You know what, Juno? He ain't worth your time. Leave him.

Chan: Hey!

Jeongin: It's supposed to be you and Juno, not you and Minho!

Minho: I just wanted to say hi, jeez kid!

You took Chan's hand and shook it.

Juno: Min Juno! You better prepare yourself because I'm going to unapologetically be myself.

Chan: Looking forward to it.

You and Chan looked at each other and burst into laughter.

Jeongin: I feel like a third wheel already.

Hyunjin: You're the tenth wheel here.

You left them to bicker within themselves and went to your room and took a shower and did your morning routine. You went to the rest of the guys after getting something to eat. After a while Chan joined all of you.

Minho: I'm really excited to see Juno using weapons. I want to see how well she can do with guns.

Yoonmin: Oh, poor guy!

You chuckled.

Changbin: Is she that bad at using guns?

Yoonmin: No, she's really good at using them and that's the problem.

Changbin: How is that a problem?

Yoonmin: This brat will shoot anywhere she likes but the target.

Juno: But it's fun to see the disappointed look on people's faces! It's more fun to shoot wherever you like instead of the target. The target gets attention from the rest anyways.

Jisung: I never thought about it that way. The target is the attention seeking jerk.

Jeongin: It gets shot for heaven's sake.

Juno: Bullets are cookies for the target.

Minho: I hate how you make everyone believe that your stupid philosophies are true. Because surprisingly, for once, I'm convinced.

Seungmin: I have the perfect idea to make her shoot the target.

Felix: What is it?

Seungmin: You'll see tomorrow.

Juno: It better be something I like.

Seungmin: You're going to love it.

Chan: I have changed your schedule. Take a look at it.

You took the tablet and scanned the scheduled.

Juno: Woah, Jeongin! All the classes I had with you are gone.

Jeongin: What? Why? I can teach her too!

Juno: Oh wait! We still have tech together. Forensics is with... Alpha. Okay I'm really bad at forensics. How do you expect to keep up with you?

Chan: You're not exactly bad at it. I saw all your scores and you're doing well. But you can do better. The subjects I will be teaching you will be the ones you need more help with. One of them is forensics which is very much needed for you.

Jeongin: We have tech, intermediate medicine, law and history together.

Juno: Ugh, why history and law? Sociology with Alpha and...Shit! Political science?

Chan: Of course, you'll be needing it.

Juno: Jeez! You're really going to teach me the subjects I hate the most. Don't blame me if I fall asleep.

Chan: If you fall asleep, I'll have to punish you.

The bitch named Juno was clueless.

Juno: Can't you be a bit nicer to your student?

Chan: No, you're a handful so I need to be strict with you.

Juno: With great power comes great responsibility. Sorry, spiderman and Mark Lee, I didn't believe you back then.

Jisung: Do you think spiderman exists? You know how humans think they can turn into a werewolf if they are bitten but it's not true. We are born, not turned.

Juno: But that way there should be many spidermans, just like there are many werewolves. Because a spider without brains randomly deciding to bite one person like a tree that flowers once in a lifetime doesn't make sense.

Jisung: There are three already. Not one, three spidermans.

Juno: Those are actors, Ji. In fact, that spider bites many people in Britain but that's it. No one turns into spiderman. And a radioactive spider simply doesn't exist in real life.

Jisung: My whole life was a lie.

Juno: You're acting like a human who discovered that werewolves exist. But in all honesty, I don't like spiders. They have way too long legs.

Hyunjin: I don't like spiders either but that felt personal.

Juno: Not that way Hwang, they even have more legs and scurry around too fast. Anything that can run faster than me and run away annoys me.

Seungmin: Look at y'all badmouthing a poor guy who works his butt off.

Juno: There are female spiders too, don't be sexist.

Jeongin: Yeah, we're talking about the widow spider.

Juno: It is just a species and has both males and females.

Changbin: So, widow is just a name? I thought it was a term for females.

Juno: Y'all serious right now? You didn't think that the black widow is actually a female spider who lost her husband, did you?

Minho: I thought black widow was Scarlett Johansson. It's a spider? Then are Natasha Romanoff and Peter Parker related through this spider?

Everyone looked at him and you turned to Chan.

Juno: And you say it's hard to handle me.

Chan: Atleast they do what I tell them to.

Juno: Oh really? Tell Minho to hug you.

Chan: ...

Chan: They mostly do what I tell them to.

Jisung: Wait! So, if a spider actually shoots webs from his butt....

Felix: Spiderman should be shooting webs from...

Juno: Oh my goodness! His-

Together: ASSHOLE!

Seungmin: Why didn't I die in my sleep today?

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