Juno: Do you know butterfly is named after its poop?
Chan: Wha-
Juno: Yes, scientists examined its poop and it looked a lot like butter so they named it butterfly.
Minho: Why do you know this stuff?
Juno: I was bored.
Minho: Okay, no one leaves Juno alone. Always keep her occupied or stay with her. Bored Juno is dangerous.
Yoonmin: Correction, JUNO herself as a whole is dangerous.
Jisung: And they taste with their feet!
Juno: So, if a butterfly lands on you-
Jisung: *gasp* IT'S TASTING YOU!
Hyunjin: You should've waited till I got drunk enough to not remember this.
Felix: Now that you mentioned it, I got us drinks.
Chan: Juno, you can only have one glass and drink slowly because you get drunk easily.
Juno: Yes, Alpha.
Juno, in fact, did not listen to her alpha. After progressively getting drunk the talk kept getting weirder and weirder.
Jisung: Do you know that flowers like Viagra? It helps them remain erect for a week in a vase without withering.
Minho: It doesn't just help flowers to stay erect.
Jisung: I know, it helps the dic-
Jeongin slapped his mouth shut.
Jeongin: TMI! You don't need to say that.
Changbin: Gonads.
Minho: Family jewels.
Felix: The trouser snake.
Chan: I feel like I need to get drunk today.
Juno: Dolphins sleep with one eye open.
Felix: ONE EYE OPEN WHEN I'M SLEEPING! ONE EYEEEEEEE~
Hyunjin: Bumblebees should be mumble-bees and just mumble instead of making that horrible buzzing sound.
Jeongin: They don't make that sound. It's just the sound of their wings.
Hyunjin: Butterflies don't make any annoying sounds.
Jisung: Because bees have shorter wings.
Hyunjin: Short things are always aggressive.
Jeongin: If bees didn't buzz you wouldn't know it's nearby.
You laughed.
Juno: The bee tells you to fuck off from its presence even before it sees you.
Changbin: Most times laughter is not because things are funny. It's because it helps people grow closer.
Jeongin: That explains why Snow is always laughing around Chan.
You laughed again.
Minho: Or maybe you laugh too much because you're drunk.
Juno: I might be a bit tipsy but I'm still aware of everything.
Hyunjin: This is her third glass.
Juno: Do we have duct tape? I need to seal the leakage from Hyunjin's mouth.
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Wolfgang (BangChan ff)
FanfictionA powerful pack that looks perfectly normal on the outside... What deep, unspoken secrets could it be hiding? Probably the one that everyone is on crack. #1 in bangchanff TW: mentions of death, war, fights, blood and other mature themes but I've tri...
