Minho: Did you have*mouths* sex?
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Juno: What?
Jisung: He's talking about the mating process.
Juno: Oh, okay. Wait, WHAT? YOU DUMB STALE PIECES OF CHEESE! IF WE DID, I WOULD HAVE A MARK RIGHT NOW!
Seungmin: That sounded worse than the times you have cursed at us.
Yoonmin: She's right though. Mates would mark before or during the mating process.
Jisung: *in a small voice* a dumb stale piece of cheese? I've never felt more offended.
Chan: I was cold so she gave me her hoodie. *proud smile*
Felix: That's cute!
Changbin: Now I want someone to give me their hoodie too.
Chan: Aww too bad.
Chan stuck his tongue out at Changbin.
Juno: What are you, fOive?
Chan: Five inches taller than you.
Juno: Do you want to get hit?
The others held you back from launching at Chan while he ran away.
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You all had gathered in the living room as per the betas' instruction and were waiting for Hyunjin and Chan to arrive. Suddenly, you heard Hyunjin scream and hearing him scream you joined in and screamed too. Following your example Minho and Changbin proceeded to do the same.
Jeongin: Pft! Weak *dolphin scream*
Juno: Man, I can't top that.
Jeongin: I know.
Hearing your screams Chan came running into the living room, worried, as a limping Hyunjin appeared too.
Chan: What's wrong? Why are you all screaming?
Juno: Hyunjin screamed so I did too.
Minho: I followed because I just felt like screaming.
Changbin: I was proving I could do better.
Jeongin: I was showing them how it's done.
Chan: What happened, Hyunjin?
Hyunjin: I stumbled over this red bundle.
Minho: Red? It's Juno's.
Hyunjin: And now my foot is swollen. What did you put in that bundle, Juno?
Juno: ...
Chan: Juno?
Juno: drugs
Everyone: ...
Chan raised his eyebrows at you.
Juno: I bought a replica of Thor's hammer. It can be lifted when activated with a button.
You spoke really fast avoiding his stern gaze.
Felix: YOU DIDN'T TELL ME!
Juno: I was going to!
Chan: And why is that in a bundle in the middle of the hallway?
Juno: * in a low voice* Because I knew Hyunjin would trip over it...
Chan: That's it! I'm taking the hammer and remote away.
Hell nah.
Juno: I'd like to see you try.
Chan: I-
Juno: You don't know where the remote is and without that you won't be able to lift the hammer.
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Wolfgang (BangChan ff)
FanfictionA powerful pack that looks perfectly normal on the outside... What deep, unspoken secrets could it be hiding? Probably the one that everyone is on crack. #1 in bangchanff TW: mentions of death, war, fights, blood and other mature themes but I've tri...
