Wolfgang (BangChan ff)

Ch-82 : I heard nothing

Felix: Wow, does it actually look like that?

Bong Cha: Well, you two do look close and you've been braiding strands of her hair eversince I came into this room.

Felix: Oh, too bad it ain't me. We'd look good together.

Bong Cha: Then who? Jeongin?

Jeongin: Nah! We're just best friends.

Bong Cha: It can't be Jisu-

Chan: She is MY mate!

Bong Cha: You?!?

Chan: Why is it that unbelievable?

Bong: Oh no no it's just... you're sitting the farthest possible from her so I didn't think... Also aren't you like wayyy too old for her-

Chan: -_- I had no say in her age. She just spawned in my life.

Bong: You're right.

Felix: They have an interesting backstory though. Get comfortable cuz it's gonna take a while.

Yoonmin: Uh uh Felix. Allow me-

After narrating everything from your birthday till now Yoonmin sighed.

Yoonmin: That's the legend of my rabble-rouser, delinquent, incendiary sister.

Seungmin: That was quite a description.

Hyunjin: But an accurate one.

Bong Cha: So, you're an alpha female...

Juno: That's what I've been told.

Seungmin: And it's the truth.

Bong: Damn, how does it feel?

Juno: Oh it's nice you know... so many responsibilities... (TvT)*

Bong Cha: And your mate is this guy... who is an alpha...

Juno: *sigh* Technically, yeah.

Chan: Why did you sigh like it's a bad thing?

Bong Cha: I feel you man.

Chan: I know, right-

Bong Cha: He's a handful.

Juno: Same here. Your mate can be a handful too.

Yoonmin: Oh, I am a handful now?

Chan: I guess this is how it's going to be from now. Bonggie, you're free to move in whenever you want to.

Bong Cha: I'll share a room with Juno.

Juno: I would love that but we need to ask my roommate.

Bong Cha: Roommate?

Juno: Alpha is my roommate.

Felix: And they were-

Minho: They are still roommates, Felix.

Seungmin: It's a vine reference you uncivilised boomer.

Minho: I was born in 1998.

Changbin: I didn't expect you to actually know the meaning of boomer.

Minho: I need to know whether the terms I use for Chan are accurate or not.

Juno: We can take his larger bed and he can take my smaller one.

Yoonmin: Nuh-uh! She will be staying with me because she is my mate.

Bong Cha: Ask nicely and I might think about it.