Juno: What???
Chan: You heard me. I'll be teaching you. I'll check your schedule and rearrange your classes so that I can teach you for some classes at the academy. Apart from that we will be training at the fields and I'll be also teaching you at home if needed. The others will help when required.
Juno: And people fantasize about being alpha and luna. I'd rather be a rock.
Yoonmin: You would make a really bad rock.
Juno: How could a rock be bad?
Yoonmin: Imagine you being a rock with this immense strength of yours...People will end up tripping on you, breaking their leg if they try to kick you or worse get crushed under you. You'll be a hazard.
Juno: That doesn't sound bad. You can't kill a rock or give it lifetime imprisonment. No one blames it or judges a rock. It is just a rock chilling on the ground.
Seungmin: She is already a hazard.
Juno: I will be, if you don't stop annoying me.
The waiter came with the food and everyone started eating while talking about random stuff.
Juno: Hahaha Ji! You look like a hamster with those puffy cheekies.
Felix: Ji? You gave him a nickname but not me?
Juno: Umm it wasn't intentional. I just called him that because I didn't want to say two syllables, a lot of work that would be.
Seungmin: Yet you spoke this whole sentence.
Felix: Give me a nickname too.
Juno: Are you sure you're the same guy who scolded me in your deep voice when you were bringing me back to Wolfgang?
Felix: That was beta Felix. Right now, I'm your friend Felix.
Juno: How bout Lix?
Felix: That's my wolf's name.
Juno: That's a cool name. I can't call you Fe. It would just be iron.
Yoonmin: I'm currently so ashamed. I did not raise you to make such lame jokes.
Hyunjin: You like physics? Ions?
Juno: Ions come in chemistry and I was talking about I-r-o-n, the element Fe.
Jisung: Then is iron man a woman?
Jeongin: Iron MAN!?!?!
Jisung: Iron is Fe and man is male so technically it's Fe-Male.
Seungmin: One normal lunch is all I ask for.
Juno: Ji, you are a bit off track but you've got the spirit.
Changbin: STOP ENCOURAGING HIM!
Juno: Nah, he is a genius in his own way.
Jisung: Finally, someone who understands me. Where were you all my life, Juno?
Juno: In the same pack.
Chan: I thought I could handle Jisung but Juno and Jisung together... This is going to be hard.
Juno: I'll gladly make things hard for you, Alpha.
Minho: Even his dic-
Immediately Chan slapped his palm on Minho's mouth.
Juno: ...what?
Changbin: *cough* So, your wolf's name is Jun?
Juno: It's Juno but she prefers Jun. What's your wolf's name Hyunjin?
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Wolfgang (BangChan ff)
FanfictionA powerful pack that looks perfectly normal on the outside... What deep, unspoken secrets could it be hiding? Probably the one that everyone is on crack. #1 in bangchanff TW: mentions of death, war, fights, blood and other mature themes but I've tri...
