The Toilet.

66.

"Oh my God it's so cold" alec whines. Jason shivers and puts on his jacket. "We should like, put on a fire here" he says jokingly.

Alec nods and pulls out a lighter. Jason's eyes widen. "It was a joke!!" He exclaims. Alec throws paper on the floor and lights it. Jason jumps and quickly gets up "its not cold anymore now" alec says grinning like an idiot.

Jason scoffs and puts out the fire. Alec groans and glares at him. Jason shrugs and sits back down. Alec looks at him.
Jason turns his head to look at alec.
(Really romantic i know)

Alec grins and turns away. Jason rolls with his eyes and stares at the floor. Alec sighs and wipes his pants.

Jason slides his finger across the bottom of his shoe. (You can tell an awkward silence by now) alec clears his throat and rubs his neck.

"Uhm, should we like, text with someone" alec suggests, breaking the silence. Jason nods quickly and alec pulls out his phone.

"Who should we text" he asks. Jason shrugs and scratches his head. "We'll do Ava then, there's not much people left anyway" alec says.

Ava
Are you
Online?
Indeed.
What do
You need?
Or I will
Just continue
My lesson.
Where are you
Anyway?
Uh,toilet
Jason
Hmmm
I see.
Ha ha.
What were
You guys
Doing?
Uhm panting
And nothing.
Why??
Oh nothing.
You have fun
Together.
That's what
Matters.
Why were you
Texting me?
Did you guys
Kiss?
Are you dating
Now???
Please tell
Me I'm
Desperate.
Excuse me?
What the hell
Do you mean
Uh oh
I cant tell
You.
That wont be
Funny.
Die.
A "bye" would
Be lovely too,
Thank you
Very much.
Please tell
Jason I said
Kiss him.
Eh okay
Thanks.

Alec rolls with his eyes and hands his phone over to Jason. Jason reads the chats. "What does she mean by all that" he asks nervously.

Alec shrugs. "You know how she is" he says. Jason chuckles and gives him back his phone.

Alec grins and puts his phone away. "Let's continue what we were doing" he says.

Jason raises an eyebrow.
Alec rolls with his eyes and sighs. "I guess not then." He snaps. He grabs his phone again.
Let's call ava.
Jason grins.

Example = ava
Example = Alec
Example = Jason

Soooooo how you doing?

I was doing fine until now. What do you need oh my god.

I need some advice.

As in? Boyfriends? You've already got one right?

What the fuck are you talking about?

I'm talking about you and jason. Duh.

Well, I thought I could keep it secret.

WHAT?

IM JUST KIDDING. I'd never keep secrets. Maybe towards you though. Not Jason. Jason is like my baba girl.

Ah, right. Uhm. I think you do keep a secret from him.

What kinda secret? Tell me!!

You'll see. That's all I'm saying.

literally fuck you.

I love you too alec.

"YOU DONT STOP LYING"

Woah somebody got hearing.

Oh my god Jason you joined in. Welcome babes.

Ah, right. I got a free pass.

You are literally pissing while saying that.

That's chill right?

You are disgusting.
WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS

SORRY SON.

ugh, I can just smell you guy's love from here. It kinda stank. Stop doing that.

Literally shut up

Yes ava shut up.

I didn't do nothing wrong!?

You breath the same air as us. The fuck you mean.

Yes. I agree with alec.

Excuse your boyfriend, jason

What

Excuse me?

Yes like that.

What the fuck.

Wait what are we talking about again.

Oh my god fuck you.

*she hung up* jason rolls with his eyes. "Can't believe she did that" alec whines. Jason fake cries and pats alec on the back.

Alec grins and Pats Jason's head. "Ah right, it was cold" alec says, suddenly shivering.

"Yes. Now come closer because you explained to me that people have body warmth, like a week ago" jason snaps.
Alec grins and sits down next to jason.