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Part 7

Kalmar: What's Janner's favorite kind of cobbler?

Leeli:....peach?

Kalmar: Sara

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Kalmar: What's everyones favorite activity?

Janner and Sara in unison: Reading

Kal: nerds

Leeli: playing with dogs!

Nia: cooking

Artham: I don't have one

Janner:....what?

Artham: My only activity is losing control of my life.

Kal:...this just took a dark turn

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Sara: You're like a mother to me

Nia: But that would make you and Janner siblings

Sara:

Janner, distantly: SAY SHE'S NOT LIKE A MOTHER, SARA!

Sara: You just took a dark turn.

Nia:

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Kalmar: My mother has adopted you

Sara: REALLY?!

Leeli: Now you and Janner are siblings

Janner:

Sara:

Janner: You just went down a dark alley there Kal

Kal: MWAHAHAHAA

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*what everyones evil laugh would sound like*

Maraly: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Leeli: *quietly chuckles*

Kalmar: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Janner: *frightful silence*

Artham: *laughs*

Sara: *is too sweet to be evil*

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*texting*

Kalmar: Janner

Kalmar: Janner

Kalmar: Janner

Janner: IT'S THREE IN THE MORNING

Kal: I'm booorred

Sara: GO. TO BED.

Sara: I can hear Janner's phone going off every time you text

Kal: You're rom is across the hall

Sara: I KNOW

Sara: Janner turn your phone silence on

Janner: Okay

Janner: It's on

Kal: I'M BOORRRED

Leeli: Kal. I will go over there and smack you if you keep texting

Kal: Janner?

Janner: Janner is dead. 

Kal: Uhh, Sara?

Sara: Sara is dead.

Kal: I'm getting scared

Janner: You should be.

Kal: Guys I feel a spider crawling on me

Janner: Janner is dead. Sara is dead. You're next. Sincerely, Spider.

Kal: Noo.

Leeli: This is getting funny

Leeli: Oh guys stop it I just heard Kal scream

Maraly: I've been reading these texts, I need to make a movie from this

Leeli: You don't care that my brother is screaming for help?!

Maraly: ...no

Janner: Okay Kal

Janner: Kal

Janner:; Kalmar

Sara: Lol

Kalmar: Kalmar is dead. You're next. Sincerely, Spider.

Janner: You're horrible

Kal: I know