Wingfeather incorrect quotes

Part 22

Sara: treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Maraly: Killed without hesitation

Sara: nO

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Janner, trying to flirt: *arm leaning on counter* So, do you come here often?

Sara:

Sara: this is my room

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Artham: Wow, it's really quiet today.

Nia: I agree! Quite nice!

Artham:

Nia:

Artham:

Nia:

Artham: Should we go check on the kids?

Nia: Yeah like right now

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Janner: Did it hurt?

Sara: *confused* What?

Janner: When you fell from Heaven?

Sara: *blushes*

Kalmar , distantly: Did you just call her a demon?

Janner: *facepalms* nO-

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Artham to Janner: You make me realize that there's hope for the younger generation

Kalmar, bursts through the door: GUYS GUESS HOW MANY CORNDOGS I CAN FIT IN MY MOUTH-

Artham:...but then again Hope might be too strong of a word

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(Major spoilers for book 4)

Janner: What's up I'm back!

Kal: We LITERALLY saw you die

Janner: Death is a social construct

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Artham: Can we go to the liquid zoo?

Nia: The what?

Arundelle: He means the aquarium

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Kal: *standing in front of Janner and Sara's door with a wooden crib*

Sara: *is visibly pregnant* Uh, Kal, what is this?

Kal: The crib I built. I'm giving it to you and Janner.

Sara: Well thank you but-

Kal: It's perfectly safe, Maraly and I tested it by hitting it with a car

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Maraly: It's weird how English people say "lift" instead of "elevator" and my dad says "you're a disappointment" instead of "I love you"

Janner: *awkwardly pats her back*

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Arundelle: Artham please sleep

Artham: Sleep is a scam made my the mattress companies to sell more mattresses.

Artham: I will not fall for their schemes

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Artham: Ah! I slept like a baby last night!

Nia: *looking happy*

Artham: I woke up screaming and crying every two hours!