Kalmar: Sometimes, when I close my eyes, I cant see
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Leeli: Disney taught me that the best way to express sadness is to throw yourself at the nearest object and dramatically sob.
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Palace guard: Sir, someone is here to see you
Kal: Okay let 'em in
Janner: *walks in*
Kal: Oh hi Janner, I thought it was someone important
Janner: wha-
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Gnag: Roses are red, violets are blue
Janner: Faces like yours, belong in a zoo
Kal: Don't be mad, I'll be there too
Leeli: Not in the cage, but laughin at you
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Maraly: I don't trip, I do random Gravity checks
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Artham: Sticks and stones may break your bones
Artham: but words leave psychological wounds that may never heal
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Kalmar: It's okay if you don't like me. Not everyone has good taste
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Kalmar: Of course I talk like an idiot. How else would you understand me?
Janner: .....I only asked where you put my book
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Sara: So, how'd your date with Thorn go?
Leeli: *falls face-first into her pillow on her bed* Horrible
Sara:....how?
Leeli: He kissed my cheek
Sara: so?
Leeli: I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING TO HIM IN REPLY.
Sara: remember when Janner first kissed me?
Leeli: You kissed him again.
Sara:
Sara: Ohhh yeah I forgot about that part
Leeli: *wails*

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