Gammon: So how many children do you have?
Artham: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Cuz there's a difference
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Some random person: Could you please just stop talking about your stupid books? I don't care about Harry Potter, or Artham Wingfeather, or Keefe Sencen, or Peter Mellark-
Me: Woah, stop talking. It's PEETA mellark, and you're just a sack of blood whats your point
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Person: What's your personality?
Me: Divergent.
Person: What school do you go to?
Me: Hogwarts
Person: What's your last name?
Me: Wingfeather
Person: What's your favorite plant?
Me: Katniss
Person: What's your blood type?
Me: Royal
Person: You need to get checked
Me: Okay
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Janner: *walks past book store*
Janner: *breathes heavily*
Nia: nO
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Leeli: How high are you?
Kalmar: how what?
Leeli: High
Kalmar: Hello!
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Janner: Anyone care to explain why there are 10 Golden Retrievers in the house?
Kalmar: They are GOLDEN retrievers. They retrieve GOLD.
YOU ARE READING
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HumorHilarious incorrect quotes! I've had the idea to do this for a while, so here goes...something. All are from my idea's.
