Wingfeather incorrect quotes

Part 38

Janner: It's pretty cold out here, we should stay close, wanna hold hands?

Sara: *blushes* Sure

Kal, from behind them: *is a third-wheeler* Okay, you lovebirds, I'll leave. But it's still summer, if ya haven't noticed.

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Gammon: Has anyone ever told you they love you?

Maraly: Do my parents count?

Gammon: Yes

Maraly: Then no.

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Kalmar: You can literally de-escalate any situation by asking 'Are we about to kiss'?

Maraly: It doesn't work if you're in a parking ticket.

Kal:

Janner, sitting next to Sara, watching this unfold: Are we abou-

Sara: *kisses him*

Kal: MY POINT EXACTLY!!!

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Janner: I need relationship advise.

Artham, eating an onion like an apple: Go on.

Janner: Sometimes I think about kissing Sara, and how her eyes are so pretty, and how soft her hair looks. What does it all mean?

Artham: I dunno, I haven't felt emotions in a long time.

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*during Book 4*

Someone: *kills toothy cow*

Ood: Sir that's my emotional support animal.

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*the three walking into a room*

Maraly: After you

Kal: No, after you

Maraly: No, after you-

Sara and Janner: *pushes them both aside*

Janner: After us.

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Person: So, what do your friends bring to the table?

Janner: Well, there's me. I'm the brains.

Janner: There's Kal, he's the crazy planner

Janner: There's Leeli, she takes care of the animals.

Janner: There's Maraly, our defense system

Person: What about her? *points at Sara*

Janner: Oh, she's the one that knows every single thing about me, so she keeps me sane.

Sara, not looking up from her book: That road goes both ways.

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Kalmar and Maraly: *have another really bad idea*

Janner and Sara: *wakes up in cold sweat* Something is wrong.