Wingfeather incorrect quotes

Part 32

Janner: What are you doing here?!

Kalmar: I should ask you the same question.

Sara: This is our bedroom, Kal.

Kal: I should ask you a different question.

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Galya: Hey Janner do you have any hobbies?

Janner: I swim.

Galya: Oh that's cool!  I never knew, Kal's never mentioned it-

Janner: In a pool of hatred and despair while the drowned voices of my childhood weep.

Galya:

Janner:

Sara, popping in: He actually does scrapbooking in his extra time.

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Sara: *sees someone chasing another guy around town*

Sara: What an idiot

Sara: *realizes it's Janner chasing Kal*

Sara: wait thATS MY IDIOT

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Leeli: We need to distract General Khrak. Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making really annoying noises?

Kalmar: *stares off into the distance, cape blowing in the wind* my time has come.

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Sara: *walks into the kitchen* Is something burning?

Janner: *leans on the counter, trying to impress her* yeah, just my love for you.

Sara: Janner, that was cute and all

Sara: But the toaster is on fire

Kal, standing up from where he was crouching down by the oven: Ohh shoot

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Sara: Did you just shoot that guy, Mar?

Maraly: No! I only stabbed him like a civilized human being.

Janner:

Sara:

Maraly: What?

Janner: Your mental health is not okay, is it?

Sara, under her breath: I knew this day would come.

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Gammon: Would you shoot your best friend in the leg for 10 million dollars?

Janner, to Sara: You shoot me, then once my leg gets better, we buy a huge house, and get a boat and some four-wheelers

Sara: You can shoot me too, and then we'll have 20 million

Gammon:

Gammon: I said your best friend not your girlfriend

Janner: I see no difference

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Janner: We shouldn't have come. I knew we shouldn't have come.

Sara: We had to, there's safety in numbers!

Janner: There's also death in numbers, it's called a massacre!

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Janner: *holds up pinched fingers* I am literally THIS close to falling in love with Sara Cobbler

Maraly: Um, there is literally no space between your fingers.

Janner: I know.

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Janner: 18 people asked to be my valentine, even though I chose Sara

Kalmar: Sometimes I meow at cats and they meow back