Part 41

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Kalmar: Watcha eating?

Maraly: A family sized bag of potato ships.

Janner: That's a regular sized bag.

Maraly: Everything is family sized when your family disowned you.

Sara: nO-

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Kalmar: I am a god.

Janner: You yelled 'shut up' at a thunderstorm and it happened to dissipate. It was merely coincidental. You have no power.

Kalmar: Shut up. I am a god.

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Sara: I never understood why people cared about their stupid friends until I got stupid friends.

Kalmar and Maraly: *sticking obvious things onto Nia's back*

Sara: I would die for them.

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Sara: Quick! Take my hand!

Janner: *grabs it* What? What is it? Is something wrong?

Sara: No, I just wanted to hold your hand.

Janner: *fighting a grin*

Janner: You worried me.

Sara: I know. It was brilliant.

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Kalmar: *holds up spoon* Not a word of this. To anyone. Not even Leeli.

Janner: Are you threatening me with a spoon?

Kalmar: Is it working?

Janner:

Janner: No.

Kal: *runs*

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Leeli: Do you think different scented laundry detergents have different tastes?

Kal: They do.

Janner: Why do you say that with such certainty?

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Kalmar, to himself in the mirror: Hey handsome ;)

Artham, to himself in the mirror: How's it going being the biggest piece of trash on the planet?

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Sara: I'm cold.

Janner: Oh here, take my jacket.

Maraly:

Maraly: I'm cold.

Kal: Too bad.

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Janner: I don't understand why people think depression goes away on holdiays.

Artham: Like ho ho ho, I'm still depressed.

Janner: Exactly.

Sara: I worry for you two.

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The difference between Janner and Kalmar:

Janner: *internal screaming*

Kalmar: *external screaming*

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