Kalmar: Watcha eating?
Maraly: A family sized bag of potato ships.
Janner: That's a regular sized bag.
Maraly: Everything is family sized when your family disowned you.
Sara: nO-
.
Kalmar: I am a god.
Janner: You yelled 'shut up' at a thunderstorm and it happened to dissipate. It was merely coincidental. You have no power.
Kalmar: Shut up. I am a god.
.
Sara: I never understood why people cared about their stupid friends until I got stupid friends.
Kalmar and Maraly: *sticking obvious things onto Nia's back*
Sara: I would die for them.
.
Sara: Quick! Take my hand!
Janner: *grabs it* What? What is it? Is something wrong?
Sara: No, I just wanted to hold your hand.
Janner: *fighting a grin*
Janner: You worried me.
Sara: I know. It was brilliant.
.
Kalmar: *holds up spoon* Not a word of this. To anyone. Not even Leeli.
Janner: Are you threatening me with a spoon?
Kalmar: Is it working?
Janner:
Janner: No.
Kal: *runs*
.
Leeli: Do you think different scented laundry detergents have different tastes?
Kal: They do.
Janner: Why do you say that with such certainty?
.
Kalmar, to himself in the mirror: Hey handsome ;)
Artham, to himself in the mirror: How's it going being the biggest piece of trash on the planet?
.
Sara: I'm cold.
Janner: Oh here, take my jacket.
Maraly:
Maraly: I'm cold.
Kal: Too bad.
.
Janner: I don't understand why people think depression goes away on holdiays.
Artham: Like ho ho ho, I'm still depressed.
Janner: Exactly.
Sara: I worry for you two.
.
The difference between Janner and Kalmar:
Janner: *internal screaming*
Kalmar: *external screaming*
YOU ARE READING
Wingfeather incorrect quotes
HumorHilarious incorrect quotes! I've had the idea to do this for a while, so here goes...something. All are from my idea's.
