Wingfeather incorrect quotes

Part 19

Waiter: What can I get you?

Kal, Leeli, Maraly: WE WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN

Waiter, shaken up:

Sara: *slow facepalm*

Janner: They. Want. Eggs.

.

Kal: I'm begging you, Mar, don't do this

Kal: After all we've been through, have mercy

Maraly: I am the unforgiving and relentless sea, I know no mercy

Maraly: *places 'Draw 4' Uno card down*

Kal: *grudgingly adds 4 card to his 13 card hand*

.

*Maraly has suddenly turned evil*

Maraly: *hands Sara NERF gun* You shoot one person, or everyone in here dies

Sara: *looks at Janner, Kal, and Artham*

Janner: I just want you to know that I love you-

Kal: I'm the king! I can't die!

Artham: Shoot me, don't hurt the kids

Sara: *aims gun at Kal*

Sara: There's no bullet

Maraly: Well, we all know who she likes better

Kal: Why wasn't I even an option?!

Sara: 

.

Sara and Janner: *staring into each others eyes*

Kal: *uncans soda*

Janner: We were having a moment

Kal: And I'm having a soda deal with it

.

Leeli: Wait, where's Janner?

Kal: Dugtown's so big it's gonna take hours to find him

Sara: wait I've got an idea

Sara: *shouts* KALMAR WINGFEATHER SUCKS*

*silence*

Kal: Wait I've got an idea.

Kal: *shouts* SARA COBBLER SUCKS*

*one millisecond later*

Janner: *comes running up* whAT DID YOU SAY-

.

*Thorns first time at Castle Rysen*

Thorn: I think we should talk about the elephant in the room

Leeli: Okay

Leeil: *walks to her bed* *picks up stuffed elephant* This is Ella and I love her very much.

Thorn: No that's now what I meant-

.

Sara: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How'd you even get here so fast?

Janner: Several traffic violations

Maraly: Three counts of resisting arrest

Kal: Roughly 13 cans of energy drinks

Leeli: Also that's not our houndrick

.

Kal: Janner no

Janner: Janner yes

Leeli: Janner no

Janner: Janner yes

Nia: Janner no

Janner: Janner yes

Sara: Janner no

Janner: Okay :)

Kal:

Leeli:

Nia:

Sara: *is proud*