Part 18

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Janner: Why would you give Kal a knife?!

Artham: He said he felt unsafe

Janner: Now I feel unsafe!

Artham:

Artham: Want a knife?

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Janner: *just working* Onion rings are just vegetable donuts

Artham: Sure they are, kid

Janner: your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed

Artham: Okay

Janner: Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

Artham:

Janner: *oblivious* Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions

Nia, crying: Please stop

Kal, Sara, Leeli, and Maraly: No, please go on 

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Leeli: What's everyone's favorite song?

Janner: Warriors by Imagine Dragons

Kal: The Hanging Tree

Janner:

Sara: Moonlight Sonata

Maraly: In The End by Linkin Park

Everyone:

Maraly: What?

Janner: ....that song is like...sad

Maraly: DONT JUDGE

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Sara:; So Janner, what's your type?

Janner: Uh, brown hair, tall, bright blue eyes, smart, good with kids-

Sara: I meant your blood type

Janner: Oh

Janner I don't know

Sara: But good to know where we are

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*texting*

Leeli: SARA HAVE YOU SEEN THORN?!?

Leeli: HE COVERED MY ROOM CEILING WITH MISTLETOE

Leeli: AND NOW I'M SCARED TO GO IN THERE

Sara: Hold on let me try calling him

Sara: It went straight to voicemail

Leeli: I HEARD RINGING IN MY ROOM

Leeli: I just heard "whAT THE HECK WHOS CALLING ME HANG UP HANG UP HANG UP" coming from my room

Sara: Oooh I have an idea, let's send Kal in there

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Teacher: The sun is the hottest thing in the solar system

Sara: *looks at Janner*

Every Annieran girl: *looks at Janner*

Teacher:

Janner: *looks at Sara*

Teacher: Well, good to know how your relationship is

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Janner: Good morning uncle Artham

Artham: Bold of you to assume it's a good morning

Maraly: Bad morning Artham

Artham: Thanks for recognizing my life in its truest form

Janner:

Sara:

Leeli:

Nia:

Arundelle:

Kalmar:

Sea dragons:

Fangs:

Artham:

Kal: There's the Artham that we all know

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