Nia: You burned down the castle!
Kalmar: in my defense I was left unsupervised
Nia: wasn't Maraly with you?
Maraly: in my defense I was also left unsupervised
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Kalmar: I just don't get it! My brother spends all his time with his girlfriend! And I wanna spend time with him!
Employee: Sir this is Wendy's
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Police Officer: Is your brother Kalmar?
Janner: why?
Officer: He got a speeding ticket
Janner:
Janner: Sorry don't know him
Officer; *looks at Sara who is sitting in car next to Janner*
Sara: Nope don't know him
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Janner: want some coffee?
Peet: Fooocccceeeeeee
Janner: never mind
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*Sara's birthday*
Janner: *gives Sara a bunch of books*
Sara: *is speachless*
Kal: nerds
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Janner: *is in argument with Artham*
Sara: *is calmly watching*
Kalmar: *walks in covered in dirt*
Maraly: ah just another day in the Wingfeather household
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Janner: *is reading Lord of the Rings*
Janner: *comes across the Ents*
Janner: Aunt Arundelle! YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS!!!
Arundelle: *reads it*
Arundelle: so I wasn't the only one...
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Janner: *is trying to spend time with Sara*
Kalmar: Not today Janner!
Janner:
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Kelvey: You're brother is an angel
Janner: So was Lucifer
Kelvey:
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Janner: I got a note in my locker
Sara: what's it say?
Janner: It says 'If you read books then you're a nerd'
Sara: *gasp*
Janner: *comforts her*
Kalmar: nerds.
YOU ARE READING
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HumorHilarious incorrect quotes! I've had the idea to do this for a while, so here goes...something. All are from my idea's.
