Maraly: He went and took apart his phone!
Sara:...who?
Kalmar, who knows what she's talking about: He took my Xbox apart too!
Sara: Who did?
Leeli: HE EVEN TOOK MY TV APART TOO!! HE'S BEING HORRIBLE!!
Sara: WHO IS?!
Kal: Janner
Sara:
Sara: wait-DID YOU JUST SAY HE'S HORRIBLE?!!1
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Sara: I try to spend time with Janner
Maraly: Ew.
Kal: But, I never let them!
Kal: Going on walks? I've got them covered.
Kal: Going into town? I've got them covered.
Kal: Going to the library? I've got them covered.
Angry Janner: I GET IT.
Sara:
Kal: Talking? I've got-
Janner: If you say I've got them covered one more time.
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*texting*
Sara: You've been working so hard, I think we should go to the spa
Maraly: The what.
Sara: The spa
Maraly: Pray tell, what is this word "spa" you say? What does it mean? In all my life, I have never heard it before. Are you trying to say "spaghetti"? Are you taking me to a spaghetti place?
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*texting*
Janner: Saarrraa
Sara: what?
Janner: I need help
Sara: what?
Janner: I walked in and found Kal and Leeli watching Toy Story 3 and now Kal is crying and shouting "THEY'RE HOLDING HANDS IN THE FURNACE"
Janner: HOW DO I FIX THIS?
Sara: I'll be right there.
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Janner: Tink, I have a secret. And you have to promise that you wont tell anyone else
Tink: Spit it out
Janner: I think I might have a crush...
Tink: On who?
Janner: On Sara
Tink: Congratulations! You're officially the last person to know!
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Kal: Maraly?
Kal: Don't take this the wrong way but I feel like you've become a lot more fun since I've known you
Maraly: Thanks. And if I may return the compliment, you've become marginally less annoying since I've known you
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*texting*
Kalmar: JANNER
Kal: Your fingers have fingertips yet your toes don't have toetips, but you can tiptoe but not tipfinger
Janner: KAL IT'S 4 IN THE MORNING GO TO SLEEP
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HumorHilarious incorrect quotes! I've had the idea to do this for a while, so here goes...something. All are from my idea's.
