*the gang playing Truth or Dare*
Leeli: Kal, I dare you to-
Sara: No daring Kal to do stupid things.
Maraly: *sigh* why not?
Kal: I have no regard for my own safety
Janner: *WHEEZE*
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Leeli: How long does it take before you start hallucinating from sleep depravation?
Sara: I think-
Janner: Seventy-three hours.
Sara, slightly worried: How do you know?
Janner: There's a clown behind you
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Kal: *puts hands over Janner's eyes* Guess who?
Janner: It's either Kalmar, or the cold, clammy hands of death.
Kal: *puts hands down* It's Kal!
Janner: Dang it
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Kalmar: Sara-and-Janner-sittin-in-a-tree
Janner: Kalmar-get-away-from-me
Kalmar: First-comes-love-second-comes-marriage
Sara: And-an-idiot-with-spinal-damage
Kal:
Janner: *snorts*
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Sara: I suppose we say "Oh man" to express our disappointment
Maraly: Indeed, because men are really a disappointment
Sara:
Janner: I'M RIGHT HERE HAVE YOU NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS, SARA?
Sara: All men but one
Maraly: And just when I thought I had you
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Nia: All of you need new hobbies
Leeli: We already have hobbies
Nia: Angst, stubbornness, and brooding are not hobbies
Janner, from a distance: ThEy ArEn'T?
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Kalmar, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket? Haha
Maraly: You realize people can hear you, right?
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Janner, calmly: This is bad
Kalmar: *panics*
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Kalmar: *bursts through the door looking panicked*
Janner: What did you do this time?
Kal: Nobody died
Janner: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT??!
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Kal: Do you think mosquitos dare their friends to bite someone with bug spray on?
Janner: No, because mosquito do not have the mind to communicate in the complex ways of humans.
Kal: Oh I'm sorry, I had no idea you were the worlds top mosquito expert
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Also I had a few canon ideas...so here goes...something:
Janner and Sara get married young, like around 18 or something. They dated while they were teenagers (why do people think they didn't?)
Kalmar marries Galya.
Leeli and Thorn open a houndry in Anniera.
Artham and Arundelle have a child of their own.
Any others you'd like to add?
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HumorHilarious incorrect quotes! I've had the idea to do this for a while, so here goes...something. All are from my idea's.
