Sara: Why are you lying on the floor?
Janner: *is lying in the floor* I have this headache that keeps coming and going
Kalmar: *walks in*
Janner: And there it is again
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Kidnapper: I have your kids
Janner and Sara: We don't even have any kids
Kidnapper: I have one that keeps saying he's hungry, one that keeps singing, and one that keeps threatening me with a knife.
Sara: Oh no they have Kal, Leeli, and Mar
Janner: Is that such a bad thing?
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Janner: Sorry, it took me a while to bail you out of jail
Kalmar: It's fine, I probably shouldn't have used my one phonecall to prank the police
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*kids playing Scrabble*
Kalmar: I will put my A down to make 'A'.
Leeli: I make your 'A' into 'RAT'.
Sara: I make your 'RAT' into 'STRATICGRAPHIC'
Kalmar: *gets mad*
Janner: I will turn that into 'BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC'
Kal: *flips the board*
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Janner: Just be yourself, and be nice
Kalmar: I can't be both
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Kalmar: Don't panic! I'm in charge!
Janner: That's exactly why I'm panicking!
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Kalmar: would you punch Grigory Bunge for $100?
Janner: I would box him in a ring for free.
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Janner: you can't run from your problems forever
Kalmar: But I'm fast. REAL fast.
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Kalmar: *is standing beside Janner*
Janner: I'm stuck between a rock and a person I wanna hit with it
Kal: Wait-
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