Part 8

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Sara: Why are you lying on the floor?

Janner: *is lying in the floor* I have this headache that keeps coming and going

Kalmar: *walks in*

Janner: And there it is again

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Kidnapper: I have your kids

Janner and Sara: We don't even have any kids

Kidnapper: I have one that keeps saying he's hungry, one that keeps singing, and one that keeps threatening me with a knife.

Sara: Oh no they have Kal, Leeli, and Mar

Janner: Is that such a bad thing?

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Janner: Sorry, it took me a while to bail you out of jail

Kalmar: It's fine, I probably shouldn't have used my one phonecall to prank the police

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*kids playing Scrabble*


Kalmar: I will put my A down to make 'A'.

Leeli: I make  your 'A' into 'RAT'.

Sara: I make your 'RAT' into 'STRATICGRAPHIC'

Kalmar: *gets mad*

Janner: I will turn that into 'BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC'

Kal: *flips the board*

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Janner: Just be yourself, and be nice

Kalmar: I can't be both

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Kalmar: Don't panic! I'm in charge!

Janner: That's exactly why I'm panicking!

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Kalmar: would you punch Grigory Bunge for $100?

Janner: I would box him in a ring for free.

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Janner: you can't run from your problems forever

Kalmar: But I'm fast. REAL fast.

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Kalmar: *is standing beside Janner*

Janner: I'm stuck between a rock and a person I wanna hit with it

Kal: Wait-

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