Part 48

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Janner: Hey Sara, are you the square root of negative one?

Sara: What?

Janner: 'cause you can't be real.

Sara:....I'm standing right here.

*a few hours later*

Sara: OH YOU WERE FLIRTING WITH ME.

Janner: Took you long enough.

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Nia: I'm regretting showing you how that blender works.

Kalmar, drinking toast: Why?

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Sara: Tomorrow is garbage day.

Janner: Wow! I can't believe they dedicated a whole day to the Overseer!

Sara: Janner nO-

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Janner, while Kal was in Ban Rona: Wow, I hope Kal is okay.

Kal, in the middle of his third mental breakdown: DEATH AND DESTRUCTION REIGN IN CHAOS, THE COLD CLUTCHES OF INSANITY WELCOME ME WITH OPEN ARMS, SCOOBY DOOBY DOO WHERE ARE YOU ARE YOU THE END IS NIGH I'M HAVING A CRISIS RIGHT NOW AND I OOP AND I OOP SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKS WHY DO I WANT TO CRY ALL THE TIME ACCORDING TO ALL KNOWN LAWS OF AVIATION HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOW AMAZING AND SPECTACULAR I AM COMPLETELY F I N E.

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Nia: Okay guys, I have this box, and we're going to put everything we hate in this box.

Sara: Goodbye to my constant worry!

Kalmar: Ah, so long my fear!

Janner: You can be sure I wont miss you, Anxiety!

Leeli: *literally hates nothing*

Artham: *sits in the box*

Nia:...why are you in the box?

Artham: You said to put whatever we hate in the box. So I did.

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Kalmar: *does anything*

Janner: What are you, 12?

Kal: Yeah, on a scale of one to ten.

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Kal: *drops Maraly off at the airport*

Kal: Have a safe flight.

Maraly: I have no say in that matter.

Kal, driving off: Die then.

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Maraly: I don't really have any friends.

Leeli: Those are bolds words from someone within hugging distance!

Maraly:

Leeli: *walks over and gives Maraly a long hug*

Maraly:...I have one friend.

Sara: I'm stanDING RIGHT HERE-

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Maraly: It's a package from my parents.

Sara: What is it?

Maraly: It's heavy, must be their disappointment in me.

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Gnag: Your trauma made you stronger.

Kal: It absolutely did not.

Kal: It did make me funnier though.

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⏰ Last updated: Sep 05, 2023 ⏰

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