Janner: Hey Sara, are you the square root of negative one?
Sara: What?
Janner: 'cause you can't be real.
Sara:....I'm standing right here.
*a few hours later*
Sara: OH YOU WERE FLIRTING WITH ME.
Janner: Took you long enough.
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Nia: I'm regretting showing you how that blender works.
Kalmar, drinking toast: Why?
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Sara: Tomorrow is garbage day.
Janner: Wow! I can't believe they dedicated a whole day to the Overseer!
Sara: Janner nO-
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Janner, while Kal was in Ban Rona: Wow, I hope Kal is okay.
Kal, in the middle of his third mental breakdown: DEATH AND DESTRUCTION REIGN IN CHAOS, THE COLD CLUTCHES OF INSANITY WELCOME ME WITH OPEN ARMS, SCOOBY DOOBY DOO WHERE ARE YOU ARE YOU THE END IS NIGH I'M HAVING A CRISIS RIGHT NOW AND I OOP AND I OOP SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKS WHY DO I WANT TO CRY ALL THE TIME ACCORDING TO ALL KNOWN LAWS OF AVIATION HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOW AMAZING AND SPECTACULAR I AM COMPLETELY F I N E.
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Nia: Okay guys, I have this box, and we're going to put everything we hate in this box.
Sara: Goodbye to my constant worry!
Kalmar: Ah, so long my fear!
Janner: You can be sure I wont miss you, Anxiety!
Leeli: *literally hates nothing*
Artham: *sits in the box*
Nia:...why are you in the box?
Artham: You said to put whatever we hate in the box. So I did.
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Kalmar: *does anything*
Janner: What are you, 12?
Kal: Yeah, on a scale of one to ten.
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Kal: *drops Maraly off at the airport*
Kal: Have a safe flight.
Maraly: I have no say in that matter.
Kal, driving off: Die then.
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Maraly: I don't really have any friends.
Leeli: Those are bolds words from someone within hugging distance!
Maraly:
Leeli: *walks over and gives Maraly a long hug*
Maraly:...I have one friend.
Sara: I'm stanDING RIGHT HERE-
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Maraly: It's a package from my parents.
Sara: What is it?
Maraly: It's heavy, must be their disappointment in me.
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Gnag: Your trauma made you stronger.
Kal: It absolutely did not.
Kal: It did make me funnier though.
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