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Part 27

Kalmar: Any news?

Doctor: I'm just waiting for your X-Ray

Kalmar: I never dated a girl named Ray

Doctor: While we're waiting I'm going to take a brain scan.

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Maraly: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Kal: Why?

Maraly: To get to the idiots house.

Maraly: Knock knock

Kal: Who is it?

Maraly: The chicken.

Kal:

Kal: I wont banish you on one condition

Kal: Go tell that to Janner

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Janner: I'll stop reading at 11:00 pm

*later*

Clock: *reads 11:02 pm*

Janner: I guess I'll just have to read till 12:00

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Gnag: I hate you with every inch of my being

Book 4 Janner: Well, that's not a lot of inches

Gnag:

Gnag: Run

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Kalmar: Galya! Galya!

Galya: Shh the baby is sleeping

Kal: *whispers* oh ok

Galya: what is it?

Kalmar: *whispers* The house is on fire-

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*Me after finishing The Warden and the Wolf King*

Me: no....no....this can't be right

Me: *looks for ripped pages*

Me: no, it can't end like this!

My friend: Are you okay?

Me: *whispers* I will never be okay

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Kalmar: Raise your hand if you like me

Grigory: What if I don't like you?

Janner: Then get out

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Janner: I did something terrible

Sara: It's okay I'll go get the shovel

Janner: Wait, what do you think I did?!

Sara: It doesn't matter, no one will know

Janner: 

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Kalmar: I want to be a seagull so I can legally attack people for food.

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Janner: They told me that to make her fall in love, I had to make her laugh. But every time she laughs, I fall in love.

Sara: Wow. Just...wow.

Kal: *worlds loudest gag*

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Maraly: I'm 80% strength, 20% pizza, and 100% emo

Kal: That's 200%

Maraly: I'm twice the man you'll ever be.

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Maraly, doing school: Man! I wish I could just say 'Evanesco' and make this all disappear.

Janner: What?

Maraly: You've never seen Harry Potter?

Sara: Is that your boyfriend?

Maraly: no-here *puts it on*

*hours later after everyone has just watched all 8 of the Harry Potter movies*

Janner: Forget T.H.A.G.S., I wanna go to Hogwarts!