Wingfeather incorrect quotes

Part 43

Sara: I love you.

Janner: I love you too :)

Sara: Prove it. Shout it to the world.

Janner: *whispers in her ear* I love you.

Sara: Why'd you whisper it to me?

Janner: Because you are my world.

Sara: *blushes*

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Janner: And how's the most beautiful person in Aerwiar doing?

Sara: *blushes*

Kalmar, from across the room: I'm doing great thanks.

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Janner, under his breath: Future wife say what.

Sara: What?

Janner: *internal happy screaming*

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Janner: Name a more iconic duo than my constant worry and instinct to self-isolate. I'll wait.

Sara: You and me.

Janner, near tears: Alright.

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Kalmar: Do fish know they're wet?

Sara: It's 3 am.

Leeli: No, like they've never been out of the water. Do they know they're wet?

Kalmar: Wait, so are fish even wet???

Janner: It's 3 am GO TO SLEEP.

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Kalmar, surrounded by an army of Keebler Elf cookies: I can explain.

Nia: Can you?

Kalmar: Yes, just give me 30 seconds to think of a lie.

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Leeli: What color are Sara's eyes?

Janner: The color of rolling waves in the Caribbean Sea on a warm summer's day, and of majestic peacock feathers that shimmer in the light as they fan out.

Leeli: What.

Janner: I said blue.

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Strander: *pulls out knife*

Strander: Give me the High King.

Janner: Well this just took a SHARP turn.

*later*

Nurse in the castle: That's a record amount of stabs, mister Wingfeather

Janner: *grins while wincing in pain*

Sara: WHA-

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Sara, pulling Janner aside: We need to work on your people skills.

Janner: What do you mean? MARALY was the one who asked who's funeral it was when I wore all black.

Sara: *sighs* Yes, but you answers 'I haven't decided yet'.

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Kalmar: If you kill a killer, there's still the same amount of killers in the world.

Janner and Maraly, in unison: Kill two.

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Janara in  a nutshell

Nia: Would you say that you're independent?

Janner: *looks at Sara*

Sara: *nods head*

Janner: I would, yes.

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*Janner, Sara, and Maraly out to dinner*

Waiter: How old is your daughter?

Sara: Oh, she-

Waiter: Kids eat free.

Janner:

Sara:

Janner: This is our daughter, Maraly, she's ten, isn't she adorable?

Maraly, under her breath: I will kill all of you.

Sara: Hush, child of mine, it's cheaper.