Wingfeather incorrect quotes

Part 45

A/N: The first few are just some fluffy incorrect quotes 'cause why not?

*whispers* and they were the first ones I found so...

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Sara: Why are you so awkward around me?

Janner: Nobody has taught me how to be around perfection.

Sara: What?

Janner: What?

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Janner: Is something burning?

Sara: Just my love for you.

Janner: Sara, the toaster is on fire.

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Janner: So what's for dinner?

Kalmar: *staring at the food he just burnt* regret.

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Janner: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Kalmar: They do.

Sara: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

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Kalmar: So, are you two dating.

Janner and Sara: Yes.

Kal: Why?

Sara: I happen to find much interest in Janner. He is very appealing.

Kalmar: I get it.

Kal: I'm still trying to figure out what's wrong with him.

Janner: Wha-

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Janner: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Kalmar: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Sara: In that case, we're definitely lost.

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Janner: Any idiot would know that.

Kal: I knew that!

Janner, looking at Sara: See?

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Sara: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Janner: Oh, I'm always running

Janner: The question is from what

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*The squad is over at Kalmar's house*

Janner: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?

Kalmar: ... N-No...

Kalmar, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???

Janner, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!

Leeli: I see a-

Kalmar, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.

Janner: Oh, well I-

Kalmar: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*

Kalmar, amazed: Its got a bake setting!

Artham: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!

Maraly: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?

Kalmar: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!

Kalmar: I am someone who owns four ovens...

Kalmar, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...

Kalmar: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...

Sara, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!

Kalmar:

Janner: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!

Kalmar:

Kalmar, freaking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

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Kalmar: Christmas lights?

Janner: Check.

Sara: Thermos of hot cocoa?

Janner: Check.

Leeli: Santa suits?

Janner: Check.

Maraly: Shovel?

Janner: Check.

Artham: Alibi and bail money?

Janner: Check - wait, WHAT?!

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Sara: Janner I'm sad.

Janner: *holds arms out for hug*

Sara: *tears up while being hugged*

Leeli:

Leeli: Thorn I'm sad.

Thorn: *nods* Mood.