*The Wingfeather Saga in percentage*
70% the family on the run
20% in an active battle with the Fangs
*Janner only* 10% missing and thinking about Sara
*Kalmar only* 10% thinking about food
*Leeli only* 10% DOGGIES
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Sara: Why is Kalmar crying?
Leeli: He took one of those "Buzzfeed" quizzes, which Wingfeather Saga character are you
Sara: Who'd he get?
Leeli: He got Janner
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Janner: Hey I'm back-oh not again
Kalmar: *on top of the fridge, with a NERF gun* I saw another spider. Nowhere is safe. Get out while you still can. Save yourself. I'll make it out somehow. We'll rendezvous in Ban Rona. I'm burning the house down.
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Maraly: I'm so tired of Kal, he keeps calling me a negative human.
Janner: That's nothing. One time he threw me off a cliff to see if Sara could sense me in danger.
Maraly: I'm sorry-what?
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Kalmar: If I were a millionaire, I'd by millions of melons so I could be a melonaire.
Janner: How do you have friends.
Kal: Because I'm a melonaire.
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Sara: Someone is screaming outside.
Sara: we should do something!
Maraly: You're right.
Maraly: *closes window*
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Maraly: Was I adopted?
Claxton: *laughs* No, why would we ever choose you?
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Leeli: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Kal: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Janner: In that case, we're definetly lost.
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