Part 30

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*The Wingfeather Saga in percentage*

70% the family on the run

20% in an active battle with the Fangs

*Janner only* 10% missing and thinking about Sara

*Kalmar only* 10% thinking about food 

*Leeli only* 10% DOGGIES

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Sara: Why is Kalmar crying?

Leeli: He took one of those "Buzzfeed" quizzes, which Wingfeather Saga character are you

Sara: Who'd he get?

Leeli: He got Janner

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Janner: Hey I'm back-oh not again

Kalmar: *on top of the fridge, with a NERF gun* I saw another spider. Nowhere is safe. Get out while you still can. Save yourself. I'll make it out somehow. We'll rendezvous in Ban Rona. I'm burning the house down.

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Maraly: I'm so tired of Kal, he keeps calling me a negative human.

Janner: That's nothing. One time he threw me off a cliff to see if Sara could sense me in danger.

Maraly: I'm sorry-what?

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Kalmar: If I were a millionaire, I'd by millions of melons so I could be a melonaire.

Janner: How do you have friends.

Kal: Because I'm a melonaire.

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Sara: Someone is screaming outside.

Sara: we should do something!

Maraly: You're right.

Maraly: *closes window*

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Maraly: Was I adopted?

Claxton: *laughs* No, why would we ever choose you?

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Leeli: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Kal: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Janner: In that case, we're definetly lost.



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